Loving Andrew Minyard Isn’t Enough. I Need To Become Neil Josten.

oh my gawd paperbacks are here

Kdp has approved the paperbacks.

It has been a bit of a mess, starting with not having access to the right PC for the full cover (Amazon requires back spine front be a single img, and psp5 is still only on the older pc), then to the usual distress over margins that requires ordering proofs after every tweak & waiting on delivery, then to the final book getting locked in a box I don't have a key to for four days. All that to say, sorry for the wait. ☠️☠️ My goal with tsc3/#6 is to ensure ebook & print release same day.

That being said, I am heading out for the year unless disaater strikes. Be safe, lovies.

If trb were girls Adam would be like 'god I hate how Gansey can get away with wearing no makeup and still look glamorous even though she could afford all the best products, not like me I need to use this drug store shit on my face just to slightly keep up and so people will treat me with respect' and Gansey would be like 'if I didn't have all these expectations upon me to be the perfect daughter and the perfect classmate and the perfect girl I would be able to just express myself like how Adam does I love Adam her eyeliner is so cool I want to be cool like Adam'. And Ronan would be like 'eyeliner tastes so sexy let me chew on this liquid liner pen and pretend I'm licking it off their eyelids'

and EC reminds us that he worked through all of the people that hurt his people

Yes, Neil ordering a hit on Grayson in the middle of a restaurant was The Move™️ of all time, BUT let's not forget that it wasn't the first time Neil ensured someone's death in public.

He might not have officially ordered and paid for this one, but he sure did sick Stuart on Proust to make sure he died in the middle of a crowd at championships.

The hill I'm willing to die on is that Evan Rosier wouldn't listen to Arctic Monkeys or the Smiths. He would be a die hard Nightwish fan.

HELLO WHEN ANT WAS HIGH AND KISSING THE TREE AND SHIT CA$H SAID TO SPIDER “SUCK IT SPIDER” OHHHH MY

OH MY GOD ITS HERE

“I don’t have rizz, I have big, green eyes, and many, many unsettling things to say”

Except it’s just Evan Rosier

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

the story of the damned generation of young witches and wizards, who were placed to a war before they even lived

or how everyone dies

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hell if i know how to promote fics here but if you're feeling angsty and want something angsty to read, im writing a marauders fic where everyone dies

and thats the plot, 11 chapters for each marauder's death in order

at this moment (this day, this minute) i have posted 2/11 = Regulus' and Evan's deaths and next in line is Marlene

I've once again used songs as inspiration and every chapter has it's own song and lyrics where its inspired of

Finished and just have to Say Neil Josten the absolute man that you are. Insulting cops on their park jobs. Casually ordering a hit on Jean Moreau’s abuser while at the table with him ? Icon