Character, Book, And Author Names Under The Cut

my main blorbos always end up like this:

i'll take the character that everyone hates. yeah, the one who died in the middle of the story. that one-the one who was never grieved, mentioned, or care about after said death

someone offers an obvious audience insert or a caricature of feminism instead and im weird for not being interested?

i said i'll take the one even the author hates, the one people said 'good riddance' to, the one no one ever took a second look at

Neil saying ‘I didn’t think it was a personal problem’ between Andrew and him even after Andrew drugs him, vows to protect him from the mafia, gives him the keys to his home, runs his fingers over his uncovered torso and covers his mouth because he can’t bear to hear him speak so passionately, what did bro think this was, a business exchange?

i’m probably gonna get put on full blast for this but my favorite aftg character is aaron and i am not ashamed 😭✊

personally i think putting matthew and bryde together is the best thing margaret has ever done. golden retriever and wet cat in a room together. iconic

hey guys what if jeremy did actually destroy his family? what if he was in the wrong? what if he purposefully did something to hurt them? like an angry teenager would do? and maybe they did something to him first. but what if their feelings are valid and they only come off as villains bc it’s from his (obv bias) pov? what if we don’t know anything bc he’s genuinely ashamed of what he did? what if what if what if

So, there's a football player from Clemson University, his name is Nathaniel and recently he got drafted by the Baltimore Ravens of the NFL

I'm so delulu-

fourth of july fall out boy is rovinsky and fourth of july by sufjan stevens is adansey thank you for coming to my tedtalk

i agree on everything

situationship so bad do i:

a.) call him slurs

b.) send his best friend a hog pic

c.) attempt to blow up his teenage brother

d.) all of the above and then kill myself

at their wedding, rosekiller wouldn't cut a slice of cake for the other. they'd light a blunt for each other instead.