This Is Barty Crouch Junior In Kill Your Darlings And You Can’t Tell Me Otherwise!!!

last song : shadow by birdy

favourite colors : castleton green, crimson red, aegean blue

currently watching : skam druck

last movie : scream 1

sweet, spicy or savoury : sweet

current obsessions : marauders era, astronomy, scented candles, dead poets society, scream movies, music, dr pepper

currently working on : marauders roleplay scripts

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last song i listened to: losing control by russ

favorite color: black, pink and brown

currently watching: modern family

last movie: eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

currently reading: the virgin suicides

sweet, spicy, savory: spicy

current obsession: dancing to thriller by micheal jackson

currently working on: organizing and decorating my room so it can be cutee

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talking about the emptiness of barty’s character in canon is making me sad so

Just Barty Crouch Jr Things™️

valedictorian but once fell asleep while dumpster diving for a single unopened blister pack of xanax

very… dexterous? good with anything precise that involves his hands. this means classical piano but also rolling freakishly perfect joints

major bad influence older cousin energy

like he’s driving you to soccer practice with one tattooed arm slung over the passenger seat, ray-bans dangling. he’s bitching about what’s on the radio. his random tinder date is on her phone in the backseat

singlehandedly keeping Liquid Death in business

that fall out boy katy perry cover where it’s like “i kissed a boy (to start a fight) and i liked it (he punched me 😈)”

pierced his dick. sorry

if james is a sports bro with a heart of gold then barty is the polar opposite of this. he looks like the sensitive alternative loner boy and has the soul of a douchey early 2000s dj who will steal money out of your purse after a one-night stand

but he’s also secretly sensitive. okay

””u up””

has exactly two modes: 1) listening to the cure 2) No Hands (feat Roscoe Dash) - Waka Flocka Flame

neither goth nor emo sorry that would be too much work. his edginess is both unintentional and completely effortless

INSANELY observant

has a knight complex but slightly to the left. had to be reasoned out of killing evan’s situationships with a hammer (chivalrously!)

barty has really loud ENERGY but his actual personality is pretty quiet and calculating. however he WILL nonchalantly pick regulus up at the most inconvenient times, everyone is screaming, reg is screaming… he thinks it’s soooo funny

he always smells the way that sparkling water tastes. like….. inexplicably clean

your bartender coworker who is always in the stockroom coaching his adorable tiny mom through her divorce over facetime while exasperatedly hitting a juul

could potentially have a heart under all that grime (maybe put him through a car wash?)

aaron minyard being the funniest character in aftg

i love this man

as an asexual who likes to imagine sex but doesnt actually like having sex, sometimes it just feels like sex isnt real but i wish it was. and post

i’m probably gonna get put on full blast for this but my favorite aftg character is aaron and i am not ashamed 😭✊

Come with me down this rabbit hole if you will. The moment we the readers find out about how much Andrew cares is the moment he says "I hate you". Because of this one "throw away" line in the first book "I don't care about exy enough to hate it".

I personally think this is the exact moment HE relieved he was in love with Neil. Because he realized he does care, he cares so much it hurts. And he hates that, he hates his feelings, he hates the fact that Neil makes him feel- makes him care.

And so he hates Neil, because he loves him, because he wants him. Because he cares for him.

the story of the damned generation of young witches and wizards, who were placed to a war before they even lived

or how everyone dies

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hell if i know how to promote fics here but if you're feeling angsty and want something angsty to read, im writing a marauders fic where everyone dies

and thats the plot, 11 chapters for each marauder's death in order

at this moment (this day, this minute) i have posted 2/11 = Regulus' and Evan's deaths and next in line is Marlene

I've once again used songs as inspiration and every chapter has it's own song and lyrics where its inspired of

drunk - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 99

"You're drunk," Evan murmurs and Barty kisses down his neck, hands wandering up and down his sides.

"So?" His head is hazy. The alcohol has made things fuzzy, but one thing is clear: he wants. More than anything, he wants to belong to Evan, to be underneath him, to be taken by him until he forgets his own name. "I want you."

But Evan pulls backward, a tortured look on his face. "Yeah, Bee. Except you only want me because you're drunk. I want you all the time."

And then he's disappeared, leaving Barty cold and confused and alone.

also have some of my very real thoughts while reading tgr (no spoilers)

y'all ever think about how ronan lived because declan loved him btw