she / her | trc, aftg, marauders... anything? | not artist enough | if u dont like kavinsky try pyrotechnics?
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render practice with joseph "homotron 5000" kavinsky
If you ever feel like a failure romance wise, just remember that Kavinsky manage to fumble Ronan Lynch over text, then he fumbled him again whilst he was high, and then fumbled him again so badly he actually blew himself up
If i dont see K and his boys in the comic im rioting
i love this man
ya’ll remember that one scene in the dream thieves where ronan lynch summoned his legendary pokemon aka the night terror to battle kavinsky? ya me too
the raven boys / the dream thieves
they’d all forgotten that adam was an animal. love this parallel because
1. being his own master w/ the devil/lucifer’s estrangement from heaven + animal autonomy
2. adam (sometimes) believes he is intrinsically bad but this is only (partially) because he was ‘cast out’ by a higher power!
4. many people’s assumptions about adam are wrong. their pitiful “drawings” of him don’t contain his true complexities, and/or at least he thinks they never can.
3. ronan wants to fuck the devil. okay!
4. coca-cola t-shirt 🥺 the archetype of “adam” in red…
personally i think putting matthew and bryde together is the best thing margaret has ever done. golden retriever and wet cat in a room together. iconic
can't think about this for longer than 5 seconds without wanting to flip furniture and rip my hair out
Sometimes family is a tired businessman, a punk catholic farmer and his magician boyfriend, a teenager with no internal organs, and two badass women who are legally the same person
"the timing can't be helped so i don't care what the price is. he didn't confiscate anything from me. i didn't bring it with me but you know i'm good for it. just find me a way to get it to you."
this man would have run the entire mafia himself if he wasn't singularly interested in playing his wee little sport and kissing andrew minyard.
drunk - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 99
"You're drunk," Evan murmurs and Barty kisses down his neck, hands wandering up and down his sides.
"So?" His head is hazy. The alcohol has made things fuzzy, but one thing is clear: he wants. More than anything, he wants to belong to Evan, to be underneath him, to be taken by him until he forgets his own name. "I want you."
But Evan pulls backward, a tortured look on his face. "Yeah, Bee. Except you only want me because you're drunk. I want you all the time."
And then he's disappeared, leaving Barty cold and confused and alone.
one thing about the foxes that will always make me giddy is the team taking shots at their own goals knowing that andrew’s gonna catch the ball
Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.
Evan being a complete asshole to everyone, just an intolerable guy altogether and Barty starts hanging out with Regulus and calling Evan out on his bullshit attitude towards Regulus and Pandora. Evan's being more of a nonchalant asshole and Barty needs him to be good for once and somehow he gets through.
I mean, Evan learns to sympathize with Barty, because what happy Minister's son gets into death eating without a little trauma? What can Barty do to change the perfect man's mind when the man treats everyone around him like a toy?
This is the most Lynch brother thing I have ever read in my life
can’t believe america made a whole holiday in honor of the party kavinsky threw at the end of tdt and whatever tf ronan and kanvinsky had going on there
“I don’t have rizz, I have big, green eyes, and many, many unsettling things to say”
Except it’s just Evan Rosier
i can not get white trash southern barty out of my head with his unsettling, dead eyed, french boyfriend
Rip rosekiller, you wouldve loved watching scream and saying "literally us" everytike stu and billy interact 💔
tall, thin, almost skeletal and sharp barty, with sleepy eyes and a smug smile, who walks in the corridors with slightly rounded shoulders and, when he's sitting, he stretches his legs and his feet under the table collide with the shoes of the other death eaters. barty, who laughs at the most inappropriate moments, loud and maniacal, who licks his lips, runs a long, bony finger over the surface of a piece of furniture and collects the dust. his face is more hollow than usual and his hair is disheveled, but his gaze is lively and his movements are fluid, magnetic. barty, who speaks to evan with his chin on his shoulder, exhaling his warm breath, words, laughter, directly onto his neck. barty, curled up in an armchair, with his knees pulled up to his chest, while he scrapes his tongue on the serrated part of his upper teeth, one corner of his mouth slightly lifted up, who wonders how much of his body he can fit into evan's; if, by pressing himself a little, he could ever get under his skin, if there is room for him too, if evan would ever welcome barty inside him like a second soul...
They're sickly in love your honor
at their wedding, rosekiller wouldn't cut a slice of cake for the other. they'd light a blunt for each other instead.
If trb were girls Adam would be like 'god I hate how Gansey can get away with wearing no makeup and still look glamorous even though she could afford all the best products, not like me I need to use this drug store shit on my face just to slightly keep up and so people will treat me with respect' and Gansey would be like 'if I didn't have all these expectations upon me to be the perfect daughter and the perfect classmate and the perfect girl I would be able to just express myself like how Adam does I love Adam her eyeliner is so cool I want to be cool like Adam'. And Ronan would be like 'eyeliner tastes so sexy let me chew on this liquid liner pen and pretend I'm licking it off their eyelids'
I dont write fics so it isn't my place to judge, but as a starved reader I beg of you sweet gods of ao3, how about we give Evan Rosier a personality?
RAHHHHH EVAN ROSIER RAAAHHHHH
Are you coming to the fourth?
me and the bad bitch i didn’t pull even though i gave him presents and free beer and called him slurs and taught him how to dream and told him my deepest darkest secrets (i killed my father and my best friend is a homonculus) and compared him to a dog and kidnapped his brother and killed myself in front of him to forever alter the trajectory of his life
everyone talks abt neil if he was "nathaniel" and a part of the perfect court but the REAL perfect court would have been:
riko moriyama (#1)
kevin day (#2)
nathaniel wesninski (#3)
jean moreau (#4)
andrew minyard. (#5)
LIKE !? the most insane lineup that uve ever seen. they would walk onto a court and be the scariest group uve ever witnessed omg?? and if they let neil and andrew play w the aggression the ravens were taught? they would be killing ppl on the court!
im obsessed with andreil winning every fucking queer tournament in existence this niche book not only seems to have a huge fansebase but also the main couple hits like coke and has everyone on a leash nora could dominate the whole world