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YES! OMIGOD I NEED THIS!

The only way I could accept ReNrUkI as a canon couple is if it was a ploy gone wrong. You see Renji had feelings for Byakuya, but instead of being upfront about it, he goes the fanfiction route and tries to date someone else to make his captain jealous, so what better way to get his attention then by dating his sister. And the only godforsaken way Rukia went along with this shitshow is because Renji bribed her with super exclusive chappy merch.

Things quickly get out of hand, Byakuya of course has words to say about whatever the hell he was looking at, but decided that having a bitch fit over it wasn't worth the headache, so he begrudgingly went along with it, hoping that Renji would give it up the asinine endeavor.

That didn't work and soon enough to everyone's amassing horror Rukia and Renji were engaged, reminder that Renji once again talked Rukia into it by bribing her. And once again nothing was more to Rukia than exclusive chappy merch, even if meant pretending to be Renji's side piece. She lived, breathed chappy.

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Angel: Pull?

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FAIR IS FAIR

Pitch sits upon his throne and waves his hand nonchalantly towards the magic mirror. He begins to sip his deep red wine from the glass in his hand.

P: Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?

Mirror: There is but one fairer than thee.

Pitch spits out his sip and glares.

P: Impossible-!? Who?!

Mirror: Jack Frost. Features all white as snow and eyes of sky blue.

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P: Hmmm...well he IS quite beautiful indeed.

The man ponders his options for a silent few long seconds before grinning.

P: Well, if you can't beat 'em, MARRY 'em~

@bunnimew

(I thought you'd like this ;3 )

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endhawksgirlboss

2 years ago

EXACTLY!

I admit:

I have nothing against Renruki (because I would kiss Renji too, don't judge me)

But...

RENJI YOU MARRIED THE WRONG KUCHIKI!!

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I love it...

So...

Much...

Semi-sequel to this doodle.

@krisingtons made a wonderful and sweet short fic based on this drawing! Check it out if you would like your heart to feel as warm and cozy as a cup of tea on a cold day.

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I just woke up. Turns out my phone wasn't plugged in all night.

Kill me now please.

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One time, I emailed a teacher "Sorry arn broje cant rite tiday acrrdn ti soctr" It is the main reason I know I will never be ambidextrous 🤣🤣

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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