Jason : You know since this is my second life.
Interviewer : * nervous sweating *
Dick: Do you want me to hit you?
Interviewer: Okay, figured.
Dick: Being judged.
Jason: My husband holding a meat mallet.
Jason: I am.
Dick: I am the knife.
Jason: An adorable knife.
Jason: The underground
Dick: ...My crime lord husband.
Dick: Depends on our night activities.
Jason: *chuckle* Yeah, night activities.
Jason: John.
Dick: No, Beast walks John.
Dick: My family.
Jason: My family.
Dick: Do you want me to hit you?
Interviewer: Figured!
Dick: My family.
Jason: Marrying him.
Interviewer: *squeal* Next question!
Jason: I drive.
Dick: And I drive him crazy.
Dick: Divorce.
Jason: I would #beep* and #beep* them and then I will #beepBeepBEEEEEP!!!* him and then myself.
Interviewer: *sweat* Ne-next question...
Dick: Loud.
Jason: Beautiful.
Dick: I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue.
Jason: I can stab a man 20 times and keep him alive for 30 more minutes just to suffer.
Interviewer: Cut cut cut!!!
Dick: Love, whatever form that takes.
Jason: My husband.
Jason: Red Hood Gang DIY tattoo 15 minutes Youtube tutorial.
Dick: Nightwing's sweat perfume. It's $59.99 on Amazon.
Interviewer: ... Can I get the link?
Dick: I...don't...
*door slammed open*
Jefferson: He can!
Jason: I am *proudly*
Dick: Jason.
Jason: Dick.
Jason: Can he?
Dick: Why are you guys looking at me weirdly?
Dick: Can we even meet each other though?
Jason: I've found you.
Does anyone have the link to that one JayDick fanfic where Jason and Dick have an argument and breakup. Then Jason is bleeding out in an alley and calls Dick one last time to tell him he loves him and that he's sorry he wasn't enough to keep their relationship through everything.
It's basically a dying Jason calling Dick, who's in Bludhaven, one last time to tell him he loves him. He does survive in the end but I have been looking for that fanfic everywhere and can't find it.
Damian under the chair gives me life
Lads, he's back at it again
A personal favorite non DC video from Panda.
All hail the B man XD
AGHHHHHHHAJBRIWBWKXHEKABEIW. SO FUCKING PERFECT. WRONG TIME TO BE BROKE. SO MUCH WRONG TIME TO BE BROKE. I HAVE TO WAIT 8 FUCKING DAYS TO UNLOCK CHAPTER 4 AND 27 FUCKING DAYS TO UNLOCK CHAPTER 6. I STILL HAVENT SEEN DICK. WTF WTF WTF. I AM SO HAPPY I AM CRYING.
Powerpuff Robins✨3 And once again, the day is end .Thank you, the Powerpuff Robins! –Previous✨ https://ningmoe.tumblr.com/post/616379784774238208/powerpuff-robins-p3p4-robins-want-to-drive-the
This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
Woof woof!!! Be careful of the wolf!
(I'm having too much fun with Vampire Dickie (*`へ´*)
Have a spooky, yet safe Halloween everybody!
Dick 'I starved myself for two weeks because I didn't had time to eat' Grayson
Jason 'the last time I skipped a meal was because I was dead' Todd
They are happily married
Thus it becomes Jason’s personal duty and goal to feed Dick physically, emotionally and “romantically.” 🥹💕
[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]
Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!
Additional Tags: Fanart, Rockstar AU, Alternate Universe - Celebrity, Meet-Cute, Drunken Shenanigans, Illustrations
Summary: Due to a thoughtless drunken tweet world-renowned Rockstar Jason Todd somehow ends up in a relationship with world-renowned Popstar Dick Grayson. Some good old-fashioned business of the Love, Pop, and Rock n’ Roll variety ensues.
Additional Tags: Batfamily Shenanigans, Dungeons & Dragons References
Summary: The Robins are playing D&D and the usual grind is interrupted by the rolls of one Dick Grayson. Jason is more than happy to poke a little a fun at his expense.
Additional Tags: 5+1 Things, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Big Brother Jason Todd, Reconciliation, Family Feels, POV Multiple
Summary: “I think it’s about—you know. The other thing.”
“It’s okay, you can say it,” Jason rolls his eyes—then freezes. “Wait. Are you saying that Alfred is asking you to convince Bruce to quit?”
Jesus, that’s a tall order even for their resident Bruce-whisperer.
(Five subtle interventions and one that really isn’t.)
Additional Tags: Fluff, Prom, Slow Dancing, Minor Accidental Violence, Kissing
Summary: When Jason gets roped into chaperoning prom with Dick, things go better than he ever could have expected.
Additional Tags: Belly Dancing, Oral Sex
Summary: Jason loses a bet to Roy, and ends up with a personal belly dancing lesson.
Additional Tags: Fanart
Summary: "So, how’s it going?”
“Well.” Roy knows he’s failing hard at keeping a straight face. It’s a good thing Dick and Jason are too focused on each other to look over at him. “It’s going. Can’t tell you if it’s going well or what, but it’s definitely going.”
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Costume Kink, Identity Porn, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Plug, Cock Warming, Face-Fucking, Bottom Jason Todd, Top Dick Grayson
Summary: When the Bat is away, the birds will play. .
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Space, Hurt/Comfort, Minor appearance from the Bat family, Angst, Piningcyborg!Jason, Falling In Love, Feelings, Alternate Universe, Peril, Alternate Universe - Science Fiction, space, Science Fiction, Protective!Jason
Summary: When Operative Dick Grayson goes missing during a mission into the Darkspace, Bruce has little choice but to enlist the notorious outlaw, smuggler, and mercenary known as the Red Hood to find his missing son and bring him home. Unbeknownst to Bruce, the Red Hood is none other than his cybernetically resurrected second son, Jason, and he has sent one lost son to find the other.
For the Jason, the mission is bringing up all sorts of uncomfortable feelings that he’d thought died long ago. And as Dick begins to see past his cyborg rescuer’s gruff exterior, he begins to think there’s something about him that’s awfully familiar. Will the mission bring them both home, or will both of them be lost forever?