Jason : You Know Since This Is My Second Life.

Jason : You know since this is my second life.

Interviewer : * nervous sweating *

Mobwife Au Q&A: 20 Questions - Vogue style

1. Who is the top and who is the bottom?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Okay, figured.

2. What is the thing that makes you nervous?

Dick: Being judged.

Jason: My husband holding a meat mallet.

3. Who is the spoon?

Jason: I am.

Dick: I am the knife.

Jason: An adorable knife.

4. What is keeping you busy these days?

Jason: The underground

Dick: ...My crime lord husband.

5. Who wakes up first and who wakes up last?

Dick: Depends on our night activities.

Jason: *chuckle* Yeah, night activities.

6. Who walks Beast?

Jason: John.

Dick: No, Beast walks John.

7. What makes you happy in life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: My family.

8. Who wears the money pants in the family?

Dick: Do you want me to hit you?

Interviewer: Figured!

9. What is the best thing in your life?

Dick: My family.

Jason: Marrying him.

Interviewer: *squeal* Next question!

10. Who drives and who is the shotgun?

Jason: I drive.

Dick: And I drive him crazy.

11. What would you do if your partner cheated?

Dick: Divorce.

Jason: I would #beep* and #beep* them and then I will #beepBeepBEEEEEP!!!* him and then myself.

Interviewer: *sweat* Ne-next question...

12. What is Gotham like?

Dick: Loud.

Jason: Beautiful.

13. What's your secret talent?

Dick: I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue.

Jason: I can stab a man 20 times and keep him alive for 30 more minutes just to suffer.

Interviewer: Cut cut cut!!!

14. Name one thing you can't live without.

Dick: Love, whatever form that takes.

Jason: My husband.

15. What's the weirdest thing about yourself that you've come across on the Internet?

Jason: Red Hood Gang DIY tattoo 15 minutes Youtube tutorial.

Dick: Nightwing's sweat perfume. It's $59.99 on Amazon.

Interviewer: ... Can I get the link?

16. Can Nightwing really purr?

Dick: I...don't...

*door slammed open*

Jefferson: He can!

17. Who is the clingy one?

Jason: I am *proudly*

18. Who is John's favorite?

Dick: Jason.

Jason: Dick.

19. Will John have a sibling in the future?

Jason: Can he?

Dick: Why are you guys looking at me weirdly?

20. What will you say to each other in another life?

Dick: Can we even meet each other though?

Jason: I've found you.

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9 months ago

Does anyone have the link to that one JayDick fanfic where Jason and Dick have an argument and breakup. Then Jason is bleeding out in an alley and calls Dick one last time to tell him he loves him and that he's sorry he wasn't enough to keep their relationship through everything.

It's basically a dying Jason calling Dick, who's in Bludhaven, one last time to tell him he loves him. He does survive in the end but I have been looking for that fanfic everywhere and can't find it.


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3 years ago

Damian under the chair gives me life

Lads, he's back at it again

3 years ago
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A personal favorite non DC video from Panda.

All hail the B man XD


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3 years ago

AGHHHHHHHAJBRIWBWKXHEKABEIW. SO FUCKING PERFECT. WRONG TIME TO BE BROKE. SO MUCH WRONG TIME TO BE BROKE. I HAVE TO WAIT 8 FUCKING DAYS TO UNLOCK CHAPTER 4 AND 27 FUCKING DAYS TO UNLOCK CHAPTER 6. I STILL HAVENT SEEN DICK. WTF WTF WTF. I AM SO HAPPY I AM CRYING.

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9 months ago
This Is Money Snake. She Only Appears Every 312 Years. 

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

2 years ago
Woof Woof!!! Be Careful Of The Wolf!

Woof woof!!! Be careful of the wolf!

(I'm having too much fun with Vampire Dickie (*`へ´*)

Have a spooky, yet safe Halloween everybody!

2 years ago

Dick 'I starved myself for two weeks because I didn't had time to eat' Grayson

Jason 'the last time I skipped a meal was because I was dead' Todd

They are happily married

Thus it becomes Jason’s personal duty and goal to feed Dick physically, emotionally and “romantically.” 🥹💕

3 years ago

JayDick Exchange: August 23, 2019

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[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

got my vows in my pocket and a gold plated ring (for my honey love) by anonymous for drunkraiinbow  [ART, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Fanart, Rockstar AU, Alternate Universe - Celebrity, Meet-Cute, Drunken Shenanigans, Illustrations

Summary: Due to a thoughtless drunken tweet world-renowned Rockstar Jason Todd somehow ends up in a relationship with world-renowned Popstar Dick Grayson. Some good old-fashioned business of the Love, Pop, and Rock n’ Roll variety ensues. 

The Shortest Campaign by anonymous for 3isme  [FIC, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Batfamily Shenanigans, Dungeons & Dragons References

Summary: The Robins are playing D&D and the usual grind is interrupted by the rolls of one Dick Grayson. Jason is more than happy to poke a little a fun at his expense.

A soft place to land by anonymous for RayByAnotherName  [FIC, Gen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: 5+1 Things, Bruce Wayne Needs a Hug, Big Brother Jason Todd, Reconciliation, Family Feels, POV Multiple  

Summary: “I think it’s about—you know. The other thing.”

“It’s okay, you can say it,” Jason rolls his eyes—then freezes. “Wait. Are you saying that Alfred is asking you to convince Bruce to quit?”

Jesus, that’s a tall order even for their resident Bruce-whisperer.

(Five subtle interventions and one that really isn’t.)

One Dance by anonymous for Reah22 [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Fluff, Prom, Slow Dancing, Minor Accidental Violence, Kissing 

Summary: When Jason gets roped into chaperoning prom with Dick, things go better than he ever could have expected.

Allure by anonymous for jh519 [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags:  Belly Dancing, Oral Sex 

Summary: Jason loses a bet to Roy, and ends up with a personal belly dancing lesson.

watching the detectives by anonymous for no_gurt [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags:  Fanart

Summary: "So, how’s it going?”

“Well.” Roy knows he’s failing hard at keeping a straight face. It’s a good thing Dick and Jason are too focused on each other to look over at him. “It’s going. Can’t tell you if it’s going well or what, but it’s definitely going.”

Play Date by anonymous for kuro49 [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Costume Kink, Identity Porn, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Plug, Cock Warming, Face-Fucking, Bottom Jason Todd, Top Dick Grayson

Summary: When the Bat is away, the birds will play. . 

The Space Between Our Hearts by anonymous for Sevidri  [FIC, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe – Space, Hurt/Comfort, Minor appearance from the Bat family, Angst, Piningcyborg!Jason, Falling In Love, Feelings, Alternate Universe, Peril, Alternate Universe - Science Fiction, space, Science Fiction, Protective!Jason

Summary:  When Operative Dick Grayson goes missing during a mission into the Darkspace, Bruce has little choice but to enlist the notorious outlaw, smuggler, and mercenary known as the Red Hood to find his missing son and bring him home. Unbeknownst to Bruce, the Red Hood is none other than his cybernetically resurrected second son, Jason, and he has sent one lost son to find the other.

For the Jason, the mission is bringing up all sorts of uncomfortable feelings that he’d thought died long ago. And as Dick begins to see past his cyborg rescuer’s gruff exterior, he begins to think there’s something about him that’s awfully familiar. Will the mission bring them both home, or will both of them be lost forever?

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