Making Fun Of Han Sooyoung’s Height Is A Passion

Yoo Jonghyuk: How did you know I was going to propose?

Kim Dokja: Lee Hyusung hasn't been able to look at me all month without crying.

Yoojin: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Dokja: Okay, but in my defense, Cale bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Yoojin: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn rewards by taking polls

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)

How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)

Education

How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)

How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)

Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)

How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)

Finances

How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)

How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)

Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)

What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)

Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)

Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting

How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)

How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)

How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)

10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)

Life Skills

Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)

Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)

Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)

How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)

How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)

How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)

Miscellaneous

What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)

Relationships

Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)

How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)

Travel & Vehicles

How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)

How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)

Other Blog Features

Apps for Asshats

Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)

Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)

Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)

Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)

Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)

Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)

Adult Cheat Sheet:

what to do if your pet gets lost

removing stains from your carpet

how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps

throwing a dinner party

i’m pregnant, now what?

first aid tools to keep in your house

how to keep a clean kitchen

learning how to become independent from your parents

job interview tips

opening your first bank account

what to do if you lose your wallet

tips for cheap furniture

easy ways to cut your spending

selecting the right tires for your car

taking out your first loan

picking out the right credit card

how to get out of parking tickets

how to fix a leaky faucet

get all of your news in one place

getting rid of mice & rats in your house

when to go to the e.r.

buying your first home

how to buy your first stocks

guide to brewing coffee

first apartment essentials checklist

coping with a job you hate

30 books to read before you’re 30

what’s the deal with retirement?

difference between insurances

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

wishing to live independently

location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university

conflict with your parents

being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.

Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.

Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

They may worry that you are not ready.

They may be sad because they will miss you.

They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.

They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?

Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.

Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.

Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.

Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

Your doctor

Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800

Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44

Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325

Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277

Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50

Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577

Things to remember

Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.

Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 

(source)

Keep me updated? xx

What if Tim's shenanigans with Ra's happened earlier? Like when Jason and Damian are still with the league.

Dick's worried because one brother is dead and the other is missing after a fight they had. Then Tim comes back home with:

The previously assumed dead brother

A new, secret brother

A convoluted plan to get their dad back

His whole ass self

Correction ALMOST his whole ass self

A smoothie probably

a cereal box

Reblogging it to keep in my dash

JayDick Exchange: August 25, 2019

[ ❤ Works posted so far! ❤ ]

Here are today’s fanworks! Please leave a comment or kudos for the author if you enjoy their work. Authors/artists will be revealed August 31st!

Jaydick but with Pokemon by anonymous for Airdanteine [ART, G, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Pokémon AU

Summary: Jaydick with their Pokémon

Or the one where Jason and Dick take a vacation out of town because the last time they visited a big city together on a break from Gotham’s chaotic lifestyle, they got turned into their Pokémon.… 

The Graveyard Shift by anonymous for anoncitomikolino [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Incubus Dick, Magic, Hypnotism, Mind Control, Dubious Consent, Alpha Jason Todd, Omega Dick Grayson, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Seduction, Barista Jason, Kidnapping, Breeding, Knotting, Soul Collecting, universe hopping, Dark Dick Grayson, mentioned mpreg, Infidelity, Deal with a Devil 

Summary: Jason is a young, strapping alpha working the graveyard shift in a 24-hour café. One night, the storm blows in a strange omega man, who raises both red flags as well as Jason’s arousal level.

Of course, Jason should have listened to his first instinct about the stranger, not blindly following his dick.

make a habit out of it by anonymous for Arsenic [FIC, Mature, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Sickfic, Self-Esteem Issues, Pining, Communication Failure, But they figure it out, Light Angst 

Summary: “He wasn’t worried. That wasn’t why he was here. He didn’t worry about bats, as a rule. Not even one he—”

Dick is staying at the manor to recuperate. Jason is not worried, not at all, not even now that their relationship seems to be changing.

Soft & Tender by anonymous for BehindTheRobinsMask [FIC, Teen, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Sailor Moon Fusion, Canon-Typical Violence, Past Character Death, Reincarnation, First Meetings, terrible meet-cute

Summary: Dick goes looking for his dream girl.

Dick wasn’t always Dick. He remembers what he was before. Now all he has to do is find the other reincarnated Sailor Scouts and everything will be better.

We’ll have one last dance, and then we’ll figure it all out by anonymous for elareine [FIC, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Future Fic, Tim and Kon are dads, Getting Back Together, Dick is Not Okay, I’m Bad At Tagging

Summary: It has been almost fifteen years and Jason’s life has changed a lot. He is on good terms with almost everyone, except Dick. Their breakup has been hard on everyone, and Jason just wants things to go back to the way they were before. His new boyfriend an simple life make him happy in a way he never thought he would be, but something is always missing.Dick crashes through his a window a few days before Damian’s wedding and Jason is reluctant to face his feelings for the man.

in olden times, when wishing still helped by anonymous for gwydionx [ART, Not Rated, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Medieval, Fanart

Summary:  It’s either a fairy tale with Dick being raised by the Fairies or prince Dick dresses as a maiden, running away right into the arms of Outlaw Todd. 

it starts with dying by anonymous for naol [FIC, Explicit, No Warnings,  JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Guardian Angels, Wingfic, Face-Fucking, Deepthroating, Bottom Jason Todd

Summary: Jason dies the way he does (beaten then blown up). Dick keeps on living the way he does (hand in hand with danger and near death at every turn).

What’s different here is that Jason comes back into Dick’s life changed, he comes back to him with wings. 

The Propensity of Foxes by anonymous for carbonjen [FIC, Mature, No Warnings, JayDick] 

Additional Tags: Regency Era AU, balls, masquerades, Romps in Gardens, Canon Typical Violence, Non-Graphic Smut

Summary: Dick’s a young lord who gets approached by a most bewitching man at one of the last balls of the season. He’s tempted into a midnight tryst out in the gardens, but things aren’t quite what they seem. Perhaps they’re more magical?

Dick 'I starved myself for two weeks because I didn't had time to eat' Grayson

Jason 'the last time I skipped a meal was because I was dead' Todd

They are happily married

Thus it becomes Jason’s personal duty and goal to feed Dick physically, emotionally and “romantically.” 🥹💕

Joongdok HS AU where kdj’s heavy love is about to clash with crazy yandere yjh’s love. He has no idea what’s to come.

Cue hsy watching this unfold. She’s too tired to deal with those idiots.

I kept balding over wanting to make a draw compilation for my fanmade lovekid for joongdok and torn over a pixiv submission (”there’s only 7 pieces ): i need more for a compilation”) or a twitter moments thing (”im too lazy to scroll through my whole account”) and only now realized i can just. use tumblr. so here u go….. hope ppl over here like her gjfdhfg