Dick: You're Bruce's favorite, you know that, right?
Jason: I am LITERALLY not, but okay.
Dick: Yeah? Call him a bitch right now.
Jason: Wha- I don't, - I don't feel like it
Dick: Chicken?
Jason: I- Fine. Hey, B! In case you forgot, you're a bitch!
Bruce, reading the newspaper, only glaring a little bit: Hn.
Dick: Okay. Hey, B? You're kind of a jerk.
Bruce, immediately standing up: What did you say, Richard John Grayson?!
They're enjoying some time together XD
Kim Dokja would be the type to pronounce the "x" just to annoy people
mfw i realized that his hand is too fucking big but fUCK IT
I never knew i needed this fic. Please link.
I just read a fic in which Jason described Batman as a “goth inspector gadget”.
Jason, how is Bruce going to recover from a scalping like that.
Good GRIEF
I had to get this out of my system if you couldn't tell...
Based on this post.
Their day-to-day convos thru texts lmao🤣🤣
Fashion meme with the Batfam
Bruh thats just a huge wtf. How did I not notice this iconic moment before.
Jason and Dick are brothers and I am here for it.
Titans: Titans Together #1 (2020)
Joongdok HS AU where kdj’s heavy love is about to clash with crazy yandere yjh’s love. He has no idea what’s to come.
Cue hsy watching this unfold. She’s too tired to deal with those idiots.
[image description: 5 drawings starring biyoo from omniscient readers viewpoint. she looks like a cotton ball with a unicorn horn.
1: biyoo being carried by kim dokja, saying, “father I am too big to carry now.” Dokja says “no…” In another doodle, Yoo joonghyuk carries biyoo over his shoulder while holding a grocery bag. in the last doodle, han sooyoung sees biyoo sitting in a chair, and thinks, “I was going to sit here.
2: han sooyoung reaches for the chair, and thinks, “maybe I can squeeze in.” Biyoo wakes up, and Sooyoung thinks, “I’ll find somewhere else.”
3: han sooyoung sits next to Biyoo on the chair, with a computer on her lap. Text pointing to her says, “meant to work on writing, ended up watching a movie with Biyoo. joonghyuk watches the movie next to them, and text pointing to him says, “was going to say he’s done cooking, got invested in the movie. Kim dokja walks by, and the text pointing to him is just question marks.
4: Kim dokja puts his coat on Biyoo, and she looks suprised as it shrinks to her size.
5: Yoo mia wears joonghyuks outfit, and biyoo wears kim dokjas coat and has his sword. The outfits are too big on them. End ID]
biyoo times 16-20
Supersons with the Justice League. How will it go?
Oliver: How are you liking it here?
Damian: We don't.
Jon: It's so boring. There's nothing to do.
Oliver: Well, don't tell Bats I told you, but he keeps some extra of his butler's cookies in the break room.
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Jon: Look, it's Atom!
Damian: I imagined him taller.
Ray: Superman, Batman, were you playing with my shrinking tech?
Jon, whispering to Damian: Let's play along so we don't hurt his feelings.
Jon: Whoops, I guess we were. Sorry.
Ray, internally: They're playing along! I'm gonna get a good grade in uncle, something that's normal to want and possible to achieve.
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Dinah: Why are you outside my dressing room?
Jon: You're a really good singer.
Damian: I can get you in contact with an agent.
Dinah: Thanks, but I already have one.
Damian, handing her a business card: Let me rephrase that. I can get you in contact with a BETTER agent.
Dinah: ...You have my attention.
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Jon: So can you construct anything you want?
Hal: As long as I have the willpower and imagination.
Damian: What about these?
Damian: *shows him their Cheese Viking OCs*
[five minutes later]
Jon: Eat cheddar!
Damian: You are no match against my almighty parmesan blade.
Hal: Note to self: talk to Carol about kids.
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Jon: Race you down the hall!
Damian: Last one there has to pay for lunch.
Barry: You're on.
Damian and Jon: *zoom off*
Barry: *walks at human speed*
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[at lunch]
Damian: Is this vegetarian?
Zatanna: Nairategev ti ekam.
Zatanna: It is now.
Jon: While you're at it, can you please make these nuggets dino-shaped?
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Damian: Thank you for the gingerbread craft supplies. We have created something for you in return.
Jon: *shows him a gingerbread Atlantis*
Arthur: *chokes up remembering his son would've been as old as them*
Arthur: I shall make sure my whole kingdom sees this.
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Damian: So we have Jon, Jon, and J'onn. This is why I call people by last name.
Jon Kent: We can start a club!
J'onn: That sounds a little childi—
Jon Stewart, elbowing J'onn: Sure!
Jon Stewart, whispering to J'onn: Don't you dare crush the kid's dreams.
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Diana: *happily ruffling their hair*
Damian: *scowling*
Jon: *smiling*
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Bruce: Thank you all for watching my son.
Clark: Mine too.
The Justice League: