I see you, Graylu
*casually takes death sentence a lot better than all of us on his behalf*
He’s so strong… a lot stronger than all of us.
Frodo: Fist me
Aragorn: I- What the fuck
Frodo, holding out his fist for a fist bump: :)?
Aragorn: Right. That’s what you- Right okay Jesus fucking Chr
Marco: I have made the decision to trust you.
Reiner: A horrible decision really.
Levi: What kind of tea is this?
Eren: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Hysan: Hi-sun
Rhoma: Row-mah
Rubidum: Ruby-dum
Nishi: Knee-she
Mathias: Meh-thigh-us
Ophiuchus: Oh-few-cuss
[Ok this is just nonsense isn't it]
FRIENDSHIP: Cancerians are extremely sensitive so they need their friends to stand by them in the good times and the bad. Cancerians are loving people and will make their friends feel like part of their family. Cancers are willing to be friends with anybody regardless of their sordid history. Cancers aren’t the nicest people however; they can be critical and nasty towards others however it depends on who they are targeting. How they treat one person could be different to how they treat another.
LOOKS: Cancers usually have a round face with small features. They have nice eyes. Cancers may smoke cigarettes which mean their teeth may be stained and will get early signs of ageing. Cancers have a youthful and pleasant look about them. Cancers aren’t ugly however if you walk past them you wouldn’t look twice, in a room full of people they don’t stand out. Cancers dress well however they prefer to look casual.
CAREER: Cancers love taking care of people so their ideal career would be to look after people such as being a carer, nursing or working at a day-care centre. They are also good with physical jobs so any handy job will also be good for them also.
GOOD POINTS: They are caring and have a side to them that is empathetic. Cancers love family; they want to be married and have children and are into the whole nuclear family deal. They keep in touch with all their family members and care about everyone. Cancers can be respectful, easy going and easy to get along with and can also be serious. Cancers just like to get things done.
BAD POINTS: Cancers can be sheep and they like to follow the crowd. They are conformists and don’t like to do anything that is ‘different’. Cancers can also be emotional, they can be overly wishy washy that can make others sick. They are often moody and just like to sit around moaning about stuff. They also put up with shit that they shouldn’t put up with and will remain in an unhappy relationship just to be in a relationship which won’t help them in the long run.
LOVE: Cancer should never rush into a committed relationship because they could end up regretting it. The problem with Cancer is that once they are in a relationship they don’t like to leave it and even if they do want out, they will remain in it for months or even years waiting for the right moment to break up with their partner (and there is no right moment). Cancers can remain in a miserable relationship for years and won’t do anything about it until somebody else comes alone who they can replace them with. Cancers don’t like being single and will tolerate a lot until they leave.
SEX: Cancers don’t want to rush into a sexual relationship or be taken by surprise. They like a sexual build up to the entire thing. Cancers aren’t the most interesting people sexually but they are warm and caring.
Most Compatible Sexual Partners: Libra and Aries
FAMOUS CANCERS: Tom Cruise, Corey Feldman and Bill Cosby.
I’m a cancer, huffelpuff, and I’m studying performing arts as well.
hey guys im curious, tag yall’s star sign, hogwarts house, and what you’re currently studying/wish to study. I’ll start I’m libra, a Ravenclaw, and I study Performing Arts.
Sasha: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Connie: That would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
Jean: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
Am I the only one who pictures Mathias Thias from the zodiac book series looking exactly like James from voltron? Just, picture indigo eyes and hair a bit darker...
Armin: Hunger and sex are different sorts of motivations. Hunger responds to a need. If we don’t eat, we die. Sex is not in this sense a need. If we do not have sex, we may feel like dying, but we do not.
Eren: How do you know nobody ever died from lack of sex?
Jean: Because you’re still alive.