IM LITERALLY TEXTING U RN DAWG

SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

My boy started a trend.

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

some MLP style accurate TMLP Raph and Donnie! If you're wondering why Mikey and Leo aren't included, that's because my dear friend @mossy-box owns them, do plan on checking them out if possible :)

I just remembered Metal ALSO sacrificed himself for Sonic too (/´△`＼)

tmnt 2012 can be so funny sometimes ,,tell me why im giggling at “the olympics!!!!” “STOP GUESSING”like this is supposed 2 be my comfort-slash-mostly-discomfort show why is it so silly

Calling such behavior a guaranteed indicator of severe underlying derangement, a report published Tuesday by researchers at Tufts University confirmed that any person who really, truly likes a politician is batshit insane. “Our findings established a conclusive link between experiencing genuine fondness for a political figure and being a fucking lunatic,” said the report’s lead author Dr. Rachel Strathmore, who urged anyone who had ever felt inspired by a politician, or worse, owned an article of clothing with a politician’s face on it, to immediately seek professional mental help.

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Couple of lizard lovers

designed a sona for TMLP so i can shamelessly self ship with donnie :) Changeling! Given name is 60ac74. Donnie nicknamed him Corium. Part of a lower class within the hivemind, causing him to lack proper education. Mute and cannot speak due to said lack of adequate education. Was exiled from the hive due to poor execution of his work, deemed as lazy and weak, causing him to be left to wander equestria seeking for approval despite his species. Communicates primarily through animalistic noises, like chirps, trills, buzzes, and hums. Loves like a dog, follows Donnie around a lot.  Goes by He/xey/them pronouns. Intersex and unlabeled.

100~ likes per post is the dream. no more than that though that's too much