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hi here a little tutorial on how to get 3-7 days of extra testosterone out of testogel bottles! (and keep the spring and little ball inside of them)

part 1!

you will need: your empty testogel bottle and a pair of pliers (scissors are optional)

step 1: pull the pump off, this is super easy and will expose the mechanism inside!

step 2: grab that top bit of plastic with your pliers and pull hard, now the whole mechanism is out

here's your first bit of extra gel! on the bottom of the pump mechanism! rub that onto your body!

step 2.5: now to get the spring off! grab the little plastic ring at the top of the mechanism and pull that sucker off! free spring :3

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

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blue is my favorite color but purple will forever be what i associate myself with. whenever i see blue i smile and go “oh i love that color!! its so nice!!!” but whenever i see purple i throw the nearest table do a backflip and start raving whilst pointing and screaming “THATS ME!!!! THATS MY COLOR!!!!!!! THATS ME EVERYONE LOOK THATS LITERALLY ME”

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

would people throw tomatoes at me if i went against my word and made my 700 follower dtiys selfship instead of me and my brothers

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oh. shit. a lot of this fandom is weird ☹️ supporting c.ai/ai in general, homophobic, sexualizing the turtles… ew i hate turtle sexualizatioj because. wtf do you mean. not only are they minors but they’re turtles 😭😭 i guess hear me outs are fine but i still find sexualizing them weird .. esp if ur an adult like what? but i guess it’s mostly fine if they’re adults js still weird to me