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Boba Tea!!! (BFDIA 19 SPOILERS(??))
pipe bomb malueslots stimboard pleaseee i need more in my hoaarrrddd
pipebomb (love of the s*n) stimboard !
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Saying the strategy was certain to attract the most eligible men of the highest repute, relationship experts recommended Friday that single women frustrated with their current romantic options try bathing in an open stream until the ideal suitor glimpses them through the trees. “Finding a suitable partner can be very difficult for women, but we’ve learned that one of the easiest and most effective ways to attract that special someone is to put on a thin white cambric bathing gown, wade into a sylvan brook, and begin washing your body and running your hands through your long, silken hair while humming softly to yourself,” said professional dating coach Priscilla Adams, adding that women should choose a location with a small waterfall cascading lightly into a natural bathing pool, where a man out riding his horse or returning from a distant war might catch sight of them from the stream’s wooded banks.
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surprise design for jolte0n! vgen comms open!
It's so easy to make fun of women, especially if they're trans, fat, have mental/physical disabilities, or poc
the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs
god forbid a girl cheek/forehead kisses her friends wtf?
can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess
I think I’ll have to make a bigger post on it lol but some of you were curious about that TEPP redo so here are a few details:
It would still -at least right now- be called TEPP, but instead of “The Extraterrestrial Program Program”, I think it would be called “The Extraterrestrial Peace Program”
As the new name suggests, it focuses on reducing the violence between different alien species
Despite being heavily pioneered on Earth, it was not created there, meaning humans/earthlings are technically included.
Stephie, a bugling/bug type creature, ran away from her home planet to TEPP pursue her own personal dreams. I initially thought she’d be an athlete but this may change.
Her planet has a ruthless but orderly monarchy. She would’ve been one of the next in line.
Irwin, on the other hand, did not originally stay at TEPP. He claims he was “observing Earth to plan its inevitable destruction”
This may or may not something he heard back on his planet as an excuse and he may or may not had do escape from the brutality of Mars to avoid being killed himself. But who knows.
Instead of focusing on the logistics behind the program, it would focus on Stephie and Irwin learning to love each other despite their warped perceptions of their home planets.
Which is also the message of the program despite it initially having no purpose.
The literal first moment the two have together Irwin tries to kill her.
After being found by TEPP the two are unfortunately grouped together to develop “social skills with others about their age” (as are the rest of the cast) but slowly learn to tolerate each other.
Another difference is instead of taking place solely in the building, the two bounce between the building and regular outdoor life… in disguise of course.
And yes, Irwin still has that stupid frying pan laser gizmo.
That’s it! If you read all of this PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK SO FAR AND ANY SUGGESTIONS YOU HAVE!!! It also lets me know you actually read it lol…
@montyistrapped @personofthelakes @justmwahstruly you guys said you were interested…
need to draw these two more interacting
how do people design ocs i am STRUGGLING.,,i feel like ive been a fanartist 4 so long it has actually killed my ability 2 come up with originality HSJLQKAJAKOQMhow do people get the inspo ,, i need 2 make more ocs uoough ,,,,
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My boy started a trend.
What the fuck is up with purity culture and why is there so much of it coming back.
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
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crack characters
humanoid stick man
Snakes
I AM THE WEAPON
Sirens in the distance.
not even the words
Thought I'd draw some metamy to test this new art style a bit
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Metonic is Sonic caring and pampering Metal after going through so much of Eggman's abuse and Metadow is just Shadow & Metal taking turns in furthering each other in the self-destructive cycle before they reach an agreement to overthrow Eggman and let Metal have it
