Did You Know That The J In Homer J. Simpson, Stands For Jay.

"One word, love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist."

At the moment I am incapable of editing anything except Pirates of the Caribbean Tributes. So I hope, thats what you're here for.

must I really tell my telepathic ex boyfriend who gave up his powers so he could walk after I deflected a bullet into his spine and left him on a beach with no transport, and I haven’t seen in ten years, that I still love him? surely it’s enough to let him know I didn’t kill jfk?

ian mckellan & patrick stewart magneto & prof x: chess at two where we speak exclusively in riddles revealing no weakness, war crimes against each other at three. packed schedule today!

james mcavoy & michael fass prof x and magneto: is world domination truly worth it if we can’t be together </3 one of us is probably going to cry

Tony: The idea of being married is so weird, like what if I’m having a sad moment late at night and I wanna cry in bed and there is just some guy there??

Stephen, putting a wedding ring on Tony’s hand at the alter: really, you bring this up now????

Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham | Daddy | Hannibal Edit

Well... I have nothing to say in my defense. Except that the song just seemed perfect.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men: First Class (Comics) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier Characters: Erik Lehnsherr, Charles Xavier, Raven | Mystique Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Erik Logic Is The Best Logic, Charles Xavier has a Ph.D in Adorable, Jealous Erik Lehnsherr, First Kiss, Getting Together, Mutual Pining Summary:

Living with Charles and Raven was probably the best thing that had happened to Erik in a long time. Even though Charles is messy and attention-seeking and ridiculous and fun and smart and cute and no, Erik is not in love with him! Why would you even say that?

or:

Erik needs an embarrassingly long time to realize his feelings for Charles. Once he does is only one thing he can do. Ignoring them and hoping they will go away. Preferably along with the annoying brunette women Charles seems to like.

Peter: Have your ever seen a baby pigeon?

Harley: No, of course not. Hell sends them fully trained.

Darth Vader & Kylo Ren | Copycat | Star Wars Edit

I just had to make this after seeing all these parallels.

Superhusbands vs. Mutant husbands

Slytherin: Would you prefer to learn French or Italian before you die?

Ravenclaw: The threatening aura of this message reads like it was sent by the Duolingo owl.