Oh How Existing Is Akin To Screaming

just had a guy declare he’d fight for me because I gave him some popcorn.

mercenaries seem to have to really gone down in price!

ABSOLUTE BATMAN IS 6'8" I REPEAT

HE IS 203CM TALL

most doorways are 204cm tall!

DAMN!

Bram stoker - the cartographer

my boyfriend: How would you feel if I was writing a paper about my journey to the UK my boyfriend: And I referred to my trip to the INDEPENDENT NATION OF WALES and their NORDIC ARCHITECTURE AND HERATIDGE

I'm getting my boyfriend to read Dracula Daily. He's not taking all the confusing geography and history nonsensical writings very well.

BUCKET OF BUGS: You have an empty garden, and a bucket full of lovely bugs. A little summer's day microgame, with Programming by @thewaether and art by me. WASD to move, CTRL to crouch, and click to Pour Out A Bug

PLAY IT HERE:

itch.io

Bucket of Bugs by TheWaether

Fill a garden with bugs

Not born great, don’t achieve greatness, and don’t have greatness thrust upon them - but a secret fourth thing.

(not great at all)

On a hot air balloon, September 21st 1783

Sheep: Dear heavens, there is fire. What is happening. Rooster: Hey, hey, hey, watch this. Duck: Why are we here Sheep: WHY ARE WE FLOATING?!!! Why am I here?!!! *The sheep was chosen because it was believed to be a reasonable approximation of a human's physiology and psychology*

I imagine the rooster and duck were chosen because, presumably, birds would remain calm when flying in a hot air balloon.

Someone show me a rooster that has ever been calm.

this is me with every piece of media I’ve ever consumed

I will list them now

Young Dracula (seasons one and two only)

All the Lego ninjago tv show episodes I consumed exclusively in Spanish (I don’t speak Spanish)

the inheritance cycle??? That really long thing

all the podcasts! The midnight burger, welcome to nightvale, hello from the hallow woods, Sherlock and co, etc idk

Danny phantom

any Richard siken poetry

I don’t know anymore, how does tumblr even work, I’m just yelling into a void and I love it

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

well IM eating sheet metal and you are missing out my friend

metal is so fucking good I'm eating it

I think one reason Goncharov worked so well is that on tumblr you’re regularly being subjected to fandoms you’re not in and media you’ve never seen. I assumed my mutuals all just got really into some movie that I had no interest in and scrolled right past for a solid week before realizing it wasn’t real.

y’all give me a singular interaction on this post and I will submit one of my very best ghost stories to wearewatcher for the next too many spirits.