Such A Raw-ass Pose. Do You Think They Were Asked To Pose Like This Or They Just Did That

Yeah, I'm a simp.

S-quirrels

I-n

M-y

P-ants

“I used to have a crush on another guy who rose from the grave. But Jesus never threw a football like you Max”

Still so confused about what Eddie and Venom were doing in NWH. Like, the spell called everyone that knew Peter Parker was Spiderman. But Eddie was lost so he didn't know. The only other thing that would make sense would be that Venom knew and I honestly can't fit that together in my brain. And yes, I know it was just a ploy to get Venom into the MCU. Yes, I know there are a lot of other plot holes with NWH, but it just doesn't make sense and yet it still felt so purposeful.

I think Venom 2 is so multifaceted because from one perspective it's just a Segway to insert Venom into the MCU and therefore insert him into No Way Home. From another perspective it's a gay romantic comedy about a man and his hot monster partner eating bad guys while also trying to maintain domestic balance. And that's beautiful to me, just let them be happy :)

i made a transparent rotating Jason gif for when you’re rotating the wolfboy in your brain

I have been made aware this is not as goofy of a little joke as I thought it was. I apologize and I will leave it up for accountability purposes.

Abraham Lincoln more like Gaybraham Lincoln amirite??

Jesus

Biggie Cheese

You ever just write fanfictions for comfort that you plan on posting but then just- don't?

Gay Gwen Stacy fanfiction