Excatullus - Sin Título

If i don't get a girlfriend this pride month i'll die

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Snstober22 Days 3 $ 4: Sun and Moon/ Please kiss me all night

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Is it just me or do you guys also feel like pretty much every duo in Akatsuki gives of married couple vibes ranging from Chaotic Marriage to Domestically in Love

The entirety of Naruto is just like when historians say "they were really good friends" but we all know everyone gay

Meet Sasuke Uchiha!!

A young gold blood troll, his sburb title is Mage of Time, his lusus is a giant snake dream self is in Derse.

His ancestor is "The Obedient" and his dancestor is Itachi Uchiha ;)

He use a bow and arrow as a weapon plus the kusanagi sword

Sakura gripping sasuke’s shoulders so hard they creak before he enters the courtroom: do you have your flashcards. Do you remember your lines. Do we need to go over basic respect again. Are you sure I can’t just transform into you and make your case myself

Sasuke: isn’t that illegal

Sakura: oh so now you suddenly care about the law?

Sasuke:

Sakura: ..yes it is but that law was made when the Uchiha ran the police and could tell with their sharringan. Not like anyone’s gonna do that NOW.

Sasuke: hm. Funny that.

Sakura: shut UP we clear your name first and THEN we can actually do things that matter.

Sasuke: so my potential execution suddenly doesn’t matter?

Sakura: DO YOU HAVE YOUR FLASHCARDS OR NOT

Sasuke: GOD fuck fine YES I have them now get out of the way or I’ll be late. Is that what you want you want me to be late I can’t WIN with your crazy ass

(Three minutes later, Sasuke on the stand)

Kakashi, loopy on painkillers I’m preparation for the obvious oncoming migraine: ….and how do you plead?

Sasuke, setting his note cards on fire and turning on his sharringan: guilty on all charges, obviously. The real question is how YOU, as the citizens of konoha complicit in atrocities and wars and countless horrors in your name, plead

The jury: 👁👄👁

The courtroom: 👁👄👁

Sakura: *foaming at the mouth and being physically restrained by Tenzo*

Naruto:

The konoha 12: thats what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking war criminal

Naruto: 😭🥰😨😍😰😘😱

Kakashi, very relieved he’s a dictator: well then I’ve heard enough. You’re free to go =/