Excatullus - Sin Título

If i don't get a girlfriend this pride month i'll die

Blowing out the candles with Annabeth. Happy birthday, Percy! 🥳

Prove me wrong! 🤣

This is the start of a fanfic i've got stuck in my head since months ago, naruto in the owl house 🕺

Sakura gripping sasuke’s shoulders so hard they creak before he enters the courtroom: do you have your flashcards. Do you remember your lines. Do we need to go over basic respect again. Are you sure I can’t just transform into you and make your case myself

Sasuke: isn’t that illegal

Sakura: oh so now you suddenly care about the law?

Sasuke:

Sakura: ..yes it is but that law was made when the Uchiha ran the police and could tell with their sharringan. Not like anyone’s gonna do that NOW.

Sasuke: hm. Funny that.

Sakura: shut UP we clear your name first and THEN we can actually do things that matter.

Sasuke: so my potential execution suddenly doesn’t matter?

Sakura: DO YOU HAVE YOUR FLASHCARDS OR NOT

Sasuke: GOD fuck fine YES I have them now get out of the way or I’ll be late. Is that what you want you want me to be late I can’t WIN with your crazy ass

(Three minutes later, Sasuke on the stand)

Kakashi, loopy on painkillers I’m preparation for the obvious oncoming migraine: ….and how do you plead?

Sasuke, setting his note cards on fire and turning on his sharringan: guilty on all charges, obviously. The real question is how YOU, as the citizens of konoha complicit in atrocities and wars and countless horrors in your name, plead

The jury: 👁👄👁

The courtroom: 👁👄👁

Sakura: *foaming at the mouth and being physically restrained by Tenzo*

Naruto:

The konoha 12: thats what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking war criminal

Naruto: 😭🥰😨😍😰😘😱

Kakashi, very relieved he’s a dictator: well then I’ve heard enough. You’re free to go =/

On a day like today, on February 27, 1938, Caesar Zeppeli was crushed to death, sacrificing himself to protect his best friend and his teacher and provide the cure for the poison to our dear friend Jojo.

A homestuck as Encanto au because i have too much free time

Karkat as Mirabel, he's the non special one on the family, is the youngest son of Dolorosa and is boyfriend of Dave Strider, a guy from the town.

Aradia as Camilo, she's the middle daughter of Dolorosa and can change her form.

Kanaya as Isabela, she is the older daughter of Dolorosa, has a compromise with Vriska Serket and a dificult relationship with Karkat (not as bad as Isabela and Mirabel, but isn't as good as Karkat and Aradia).

The Dolorosa take Julieta's place, her husband died and she raised alone her children, is the loving mother of Kanaya, Aradia and Karkat and the sister of Horuss and Signless.

Horuss has Pepa's place, he's married to Rufioh and is the father of Terezi, Equius and Tavros and obviously can control the weather with his emotions.

Rufioh is Horuss husband, he take Felix's place and is the cool uncle.

Terezi have Dolores place, she can't see, she's blind but she can hear everything. Terezi was engaged with Dave, but Dave met Karkat and fell in love with him and broke the engaged. Terezi was very happy with that because she love Vriska, but Vriska is engaged with Kanaya and Terezi is very sad about that.

Equius is Luisa, he is super strong and is the middle brother of Terezi and Tavros.

Tavros take's Antonio's place as the innocents little cousin, he can talk to animals and only have one year of difference with Karkat.

Signless (yes, i'll keep his name like this) is Bruno, he's history is the same as Bruno but a little more cruel because of Abuela.

The Condesce as Abuela, she's the encanto keeper and head of the family. She always tries to inferior Karkat and accuses him of stealing Terezi's fiancé, i think she's like the villain from the history.

Vriska is Mariano, we don't have more to say.

New charcter roles

Dave is Karkat's boyfriend, and the one that is alway at Karkat's side along the history and will save the miracle with hi's boyfriend and best friend.

Rose is Dave's sister and Kanaya's real love.

John is Dave and Karkat best friend and the one who will save the miracle with them.