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Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes pt.2

Since my last post did quite well and a few people told me to continue, here you go :D

(Technically no spoilers this time unless you've not read flf/fhh at all and even then spoilers are pretty mild, but I'll put a cut just in case)

Rosalind: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Rosalind: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Phoebe : ...That took an unexpected turn.

Celia: So did their neck.

~

Store Worker: Would a “Roma” please come to the front desk?

Roma, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Alisa and Juliette : I believe they belong to you?

Alisa and Juliette , simultaneously: We got lost.

Roma: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

~

Orion: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

~

Silas: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

In honor of Juliette Cai's 116th birthday, I would like to take a moment to make the claim that this woman would probably still be alive and well if she were real. I firmly believe that she has the strength and the spite in her to survive even the apocalypse.

So i was fooling around with an incorrect quotes generator and got s-tier comedy

Some ever so slight spoilers under the cut (if you haven't read that far into secret shanghai)

Phoebe: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Silas: ...

Phoebe: Oh, right. The lying.

~

Oliver: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Orion: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is!

~

Alisa: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Orion: They do.

Roma: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

~

Juliette: What’s up? I’m back.

Rosalind: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Juliette: Death is a social construct.

This article had a more well-written turn of events than most modern literature.

I ATE THREE EGGS EVERY SINGLE MORNING FOR A WEEK - HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED

It’s the offseason around these parts, and one of the essential things we do every offseason is revisit our diet and exercise. Healthy living and careful planning in April helps us balance out...

Read this. Even if you hate eggs and perky diet blogs. Read through Wednesday at the very least. My bet is if you get to Wednesday, you’ll want to read the rest. 

Thank you to @no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist for tagging me! These books are in no particular order:

-The picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

-No longer human by Dazai Osamu

-Dracula by Bram Stoker

-Six of crows by Leigh Bardugo

-Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

-Anne of green gables by Lucy M. Montgomery

-Foul lady Fortune by Chloe Gong

-Foul heart Huntsman by Chloe Gong

-A thousand splendid suns by Khaled Hosseini

No pressure tags: @typingwithmyhandstied @romajuliettesupremacy @romajuliettemai

tagged by @laurabenanti to list my top 9 books

the song of achilles by madeline miller book of all time

the seven husbands of evelyn hugo by taylor jenkins reid (my current read!)

life or death by michael robatham

the harry potter series (prisoner of azkaban is my fav. fuck jkr but like god those books are good)

the hunger games trilogy by suzanne collins

they both die at the end + the first to die at the end by adam silvera (they can't be separated 🥺)

the perks of being a wallflower by stephen chbosky

the pendragon series by d.j. machale (nostalgic series from high school that i just finished. i think books 2 and 7 were my favs)

the hobbit by j.r.r. tolkien

tagging @sophiedevreaux @stardreamt @evelyns @henwilsons @morozovamaximoff

90% of flower face songs be like: *soft guitar intro* i want the most twisted and unlovable parts of you *some more rhythmic guitar with drums* i love you so much baby but you're not good for me *heart-wrenching guitar melody* drugs, flowers, wine, cigarettes, champagne *even more soft guitar* montreal is so fucking rad at night

Made a thing.

Cool, we've gotten a rosalindorion wedding story. Time for a philas one.

*cries*

Listening to a Rosalind/Orion playlist rn. First song that comes up is Sidelines by Phoebe Bridgers. Does this fandom want me to have a breakdown.

Crane Wives songs will be like *folk guitar intro* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. I am a wolf in the river. I am worried that I'm too volatile to ever be in a stable relationship. *guitar interlude with some percussion now* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. There is ash in my hair. I am so tired all the time. I think I'm a bad person.

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

Guys 2014 is in two months

What a year this week has been.

I feel like in fhh chloe is going to do significant damage to either oliver, silas, or both of them.

So I finished it.

It's 11:41 pm where I am. I have school tomorrow.

I am devastated.

This is the end.

I still remember the day I bought These Violent Delights, and now it's all over.

If the first verse of Spiracle by Flower Face isn't Orion to Rosalind or Silas to Phoebe or Juliette to Roma idk what is

Just

I want the parts of you you only show to the corner of your bathroom mirror/I want the parts of your hand-grenade heart that beat slowly with anger and fear

Fhh spoilers

You LIE to Silas? You play Silas like cheap kazoo??? oh! oh! Jail for Phoebe. Jail for One Thousand Years!!!!!!!

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

Take a shot every time a character winces in fhh

Raphael by Flower Face is so young Juliette/Roma coded

Listening to a Rosalind/Orion playlist rn. First song that comes up is Sidelines by Phoebe Bridgers. Does this fandom want me to have a breakdown.

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

It’s time.

He loves her so much that he knew from the bottom of his heart he'd love her again even after he lost all his memories of pretty much everything i'm going to be sick

“what’s your five year plan” bro i wake up every day confused by the fact that i’m even alive

Happy october 3rd!✨

“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)

Me (unknowing): What is this popcorn scene that everyone is talking about? What could be so emotional about popcorn?

Me (knowing): *cries*

"She was so tired of herself." Rosalind :((

Come on, open up your eager eyes

losing my mind what do you MEAN mr. brightside is 20 years old