My favorite part about Dogman adaptations is that they always seem to aknowledge how messed up Dogman's origins is
In the movie, after Nurse Lady suggests the idea to put dog's head in the man's body there's a big moment of silence between them until the doctor's agree on it
And in the musical they take this to the next level, in the second song they literally mentioned how insane would it be to actually move on with this idea and there's even a line about how they are "scientists playing god" and "no one told them to stop"
Which lead me to believe that everyone in-universe comprehend how messed up that whole thing is, they are just weirdly acceptant of it
Oh! You want 50 simpathetic villains? Fuck it! I'll give you 60!
1. Darth Vader (Star Wars)
2. Petey the Cat (Dogman)
3. King Dedede (Kirby)
4. Pain (Naruto)
5. Konan (Naruto)
6. Madara (Naruto)
7. Choso (Jujutsu Kaizen)
8. Toji Fushiguro (Jujutsu Kaizen)
9. Suguru Geto (Jujutsu Kaizen)
10. Ice King (Adventure Time)
11. Magneto (X-Men)
12. Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
13. N (pokémon)
14. Guzma (Pokémon)
15. Taranza (Kirby)
16. Harry Osborn (Spiderman)
17. Mr. Freeze (Batman Animated Series)
18. Baby Doll (Batman Animated Series)
19. Calendar Girl (Batman Animated Series)
20. Joker (Joker 2019)
21. Harley Queen (DC)
22. Clay Puppington (Moral Orel)
23. Loki (Marvel)
24. Bucky Barnes (Captain America)
25. Spinel (Steven Universe)
26. Candyman (Candyman)
27. Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th)
28. Doey the Doughman (Poppy Playtime)
29. Killmonger (Black Panther)
30. Doctor Octopus (Spiderman)
31. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
32. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
33. Frankenstein monster (Frankenstein)
34. Red (Us)
35. Carrie (Carrie)
36. Cujo (Cujo)
37. Pamela Vorhees (Friday the 13th)
38. Bowser Jr. (Super Mario)
39. Shere Khan (Book of the Jungle)
40. Darth Maul (Star Wars)
41. Lusamine (Pokemon)
42. Catnap (Poppy Playtime)
43. Dogday (Poppy Playtime)
44. Mommy Long Legs (Poppy Playtime)
45. Nightmare Moon/Luna (My Little Pony)
46. Bojack Horseman (Bojack Horseman)
47. Beatrice Horseman (Bojack Horseman)
48. Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body)
49. Bartholomew Kuma (One Piece)
50. Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda)
51. Charlotte Katakuri (One Piece)
52. Dr. Phosphorus (Creature Commando
53. Trilla Suduri (Star Wars)
54. Starro (Suicide Squad)
55. Polyphemus (Epic/ Odyssey)
56. Cragger (Legends of Chima)
57. The Collector (The Owl House)
58. Azula (Avatar)
59. Sindel (Mortal Kombat)
60. Lord Garmadon (Ninjago)
You know, I've been thinking a few things about Purple Guy in Fnaf. If you notice, we only see him in the minigames from the point of view of other animatronics (animatronics that have limited facial recognition) and you can see that he is always represented in purple (or even yellow on that car minigame) and we know from the books that he was once a security guard at one of Freddy Fazbear's pizzerias, more specifically the one from Fnaf 2 if I'm not mistaken. We can even see in one of his sprites what appears to be a badge
Which makes me think that at that moment Purple Guy was wearing the uniform of the pizzeria guards. Which apparently were purple. So I've been thinking, what if the animatronics attacked you for thinking you were Purple Guy? Again, we only saw Purple Guy from the point of view of the other animatronics (and Crying Child) then what if all the pizzeria guards wore purple uniforms similar to Purple Guy and the animatronics confused you with him. Because after all, the only thing the animatronics knew what to differentiate was the color of the uniform so they attacked you because they thought you were Purple Guy
I don't know, I just stopped to think about it and it turns out it might make a lot of sense. Or maybe I'm just going crazy
Dogman knew that wasn't true. He wasn't perfect, no one was...the people of this city made that very clear, especially to him
But he liked to believe that, even for a moment, he liked to believe all the lies that Petey had sweetly poisoned his ears with. He knew he shouldn't trust the cat, but every night when he's asleep he swear he could hear Petey's voice in his mind, echoing in your dreams, haunting him with the overwhelming gentleness he used to have.
No one ever calls him perfect. Hell, they hardly even let out a "thank you" when he saves the city, or even a "good boy". Oh how he misses how things used to be, before the fight, before joining the force, before everything.
He misses the nights he spend with Petey, helping on the lab, cuddling on the bed till eventually falling asleep. It was odd to have so much emptness in his bed, he wasn't used to so much silence in his mind. The cat was always so loud...
You're perfect
He knew that wasn't true. But right there in Petey's arms, he felt like it was
(A short poem about Dogman Heartbreak AU)
Does Dogman know that Petey was the one who blew him up in your au? I'm curious how he felt loving, much less working for someone who changed his life so drastically?
Dogman still doesn't know that Petey caused the explosion, but Petey know that his explosion was what created Dogman
Chief also knows
Petey loves teasing Dogman, especially because he knows he always fall for it
Alright, before the Dogman's fandom gets anymore famous i'ma lay down a few rules, alright?
Commandment n°1: SHUT THE HELL UP!
Commandment n°2: there's nothing you can do about the angst!
Commandment n°3: there is no development for grampa, is all gone!
Commandment n°4: If you see an detey nsfw, please just ignore it and move on
So come on, let's just go!
The fact that those two share a name is never not gonna be funny to me
That Dogman's lore is weirdly tragic and dark is nothing new, but i think that people overlook the fact that Flippy literally DIED and was resurrected as a cyborg fish obsessed on doing evil
Or that Big Jim's parents died in a car crash and he was inspired to do good because the people around him actually showed him the kindness he deserved
Or that Petey's probably commited homicide on more than one occasion
Ngl if Namor tried he’d be electrocuted by Thor like bro.
The easiest way to defeat Namor is just puting an electric cable on water, im impressed no one though of it
Memories
(I give up trying to draw Petey closer to canon, from now on he's gonna wear clothes)
Btw, chapter 4 of Someone Gets Hurt is out guys! Go check it out!
Remember, asks are open! Feel free to send any questions about Heartbreak AU and Someone Gets Hurt!
If you get lucky, you can get answered by the characters!