Hearing People Talk About Using AI Or Eating Poptarts Or Using Tiktok Is Surreal To Me. I Can't Picture

bdsm is so cringe

Shinji: I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE I HATE MY LIFE

Gendo:

" i asked chatgpt-" death by firing squad immediately on the grounds of too stupid to live

No more “girly pop” no more “demure” I’m so serious

Somehow I don’t think your 80 year old peepaw with dementia saying you don’t have to love a broad in order to screw her is him saying “aromantic rights” tbh

too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

there’s a connection between the numbing sprays for your feet so you can wear high heels and the anal desensitizing lube so you can have anal sex for your boyfriend and the suppressants for your gag reflex so you can deepthroat that same boyfriend. can’t quite make it though

Expected him to start flying

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(via Flames Consume Tesla : r/clevercomebacks)