Maybe The Only Way To Get Rid Of Schlatt Is To Play Stal On Repeat And Never Stop

ok so it’s 1 in the morning and i had a thought

dream smp au where it’s the same world as smplive, just a different part of the world. the part of the world that smplive was in blew up and the only survivors were schlatt, connor, and wilbur (pretty sure phil and techno were on like once so them too). so, since everyone else died, sometimes tubbo will say something particularly stupid and schlatt (this is before the whole dying thing) will say something like “you sound like travis” and tubbo will say “who’s travis?” and he’d just remember that oh. yeah. he’s dead. they’re all dead.

i just think that’d be a cool concept

If Schlatt wrote a book what would the title be

Memento Mori

Thank you Unus Annus, for the laughs and happiness you have given me this year. I may not have been able to watch every video, but the ones I was able to watch before the end, have been absolutely amazing. I know I am not the only one sad by the fact that Unus Annus is ending, but I know that we will cherish the memorizes that you have given all of us. Thank you and goodbye, Unus Annus.

Memento Mori.

The good ol' days :)

So, when goats and foxes scream it often gets mistaken for humans in distress, right?

Anyway it's 3 am in manburg, and people are woken by what sounds like two people being brutally murdered.

They grab their weapons and armor and run outside, but turns out It's just Schlatt and Fundy screaming their souls out into the night again

g o a t

Same schlatt… same

Anyway good morning Dream smp fandom

The bad guys..

Too late to save...

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Mmm the irony of Schlatt spiralling into alcholism and dying, right before Connor arrives.