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An Ode To People Trying To Romance Deacon, Part 2

Deacon: So like, what’s Sole’s type?

Codsworth: It’s hard to say. Recently I believe they’ve fallen for a particular person rather than a type.

Deacon: Like who?

Codsworth: Oh, you know. Someone who’s kind, charismatic, oblivious yet thoughtful. Can make them laugh and always has a quick comeback. Passionate about what they care about. And around your height.

Deacon: Damn, that sounds a lot like me.

Deacon: Too bad we’re such good friends, I don’t want to make things awkward :(

Codsworth: Did I mention oblivious?

Deacon: Yes, you did.

Codsworth: Alright, sir, just checking.

Usopp, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Franky, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids. Nami: What the fuck are you guys doing? Usopp: Playing systemic oppression.

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

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