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do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

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In celebration of Eira's debut on @joetastic2739 video, I'm obligated to bring this classic vine back in meme format!

Congratulations Joe on all the love Eira received! Let's hope for more videos of your lovely girl!

An Ode To People Trying To Romance Deacon, Part 2

Deacon: So like, what’s Sole’s type?

Codsworth: It’s hard to say. Recently I believe they’ve fallen for a particular person rather than a type.

Deacon: Like who?

Codsworth: Oh, you know. Someone who’s kind, charismatic, oblivious yet thoughtful. Can make them laugh and always has a quick comeback. Passionate about what they care about. And around your height.

Deacon: Damn, that sounds a lot like me.

Deacon: Too bad we’re such good friends, I don’t want to make things awkward :(

Codsworth: Did I mention oblivious?

Deacon: Yes, you did.

Codsworth: Alright, sir, just checking.

Deacon: Hancock's been acting really strange with Sole. He seems... kinda into them.

Curie: What do you mean, "into them?"

Deacon: I mean into them.

Curie: Your statement is confusing. Has Hancock entered Sole in some fashion?

Deacon: Not yet.

The faggots don't claim him

mr house is so fucking funny for no reason bro

he’s such a cutie pie :3

I am so normal I am so normal I am so normal I am so-

Being a fallout fan is first a test of media literacy and if you pass that it becomes a test of endurance.

Funny things abt Arcade Gannon that I LOVE:

He gets angrier when activating Archimedes than when you literally sell him into slavery. The difference between his fake-nice "Hi! Did you always mean to sell me to Caesar or was that a spur-of-the-moment thing?" And him screaming "YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?" is SO FUNNY.

ALSO WHY CAN YOU DO THAT?? WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THE FACT YOU CAN SELL HIM TO CAESAR???

How nice he is to a low-int Courier. He feels responsible for you and tags along to make sure you don't die. There's a low-int dialog option when he remarks on ED-E also, where the player can say they don't know what an EMP grenade is and he responds: "It's... a thing. A science thing. It hurts robots. Don't worry about it. Silly Arcade's just telling magnetic field jokes for his own amusement" (the only time he's rude to the low-int Courier is when they turn on Archimedes, and even then, he just calls them a moron.)

You can make him a follower by (as prev mentioned) being stupid, charismatic, a good friend of his organization, or gay as a daisy. Male couriers flirt with him ONCE and he abandons everything. Idiot couriers stumble over their words and he feels a horrible amount of sympathy for them, to the point he simply cannot let them walk off and die bc of something stupid.

He is, to his core, an idealist. This does not work in his favor in most of his endings.

Some of his only friends are war criminals.

Listen to Preston people

Hear me out... Fallout companions, but they have perks that actually show up throughout the game.

Everytime i see people draw or portray Nick Valentine to be this oh-so attractive and seductive synth I always can’t help but giggle a little bit because he always looks like he’s about to throw up but is trying to be very brave about it

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

yeah it's called my mutuals circle on tumblr

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

Curly has a huge breeding kink and I think we collectively agree as a fandom.

Jimmy: Well well well, look who got caught under the mistletoe

Y/N: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME WITH A KNIFE?!

type of man that leeches into my brain like SHITTY EVIL POISON. but its my bday 2morrow so i can draw whatever i want. (i says like a guy that doesnt do that all the time anyway)

💜Request Rules🖤

(+ C.ai Bot links, Masterlist, & Fandoms I write for)

Hai! My name is Salem! I use they/them pronouns. So, I don't really not write for anything. There are a couple things I won't write for when it comes to nsfw, like any kind of bodily fluids, vore, body gore, pedophillia, are all off limits. Other than those, feel free to request anything and everything, I'll get to it as soon as I can!💜

💜Fandoms I Write For🖤

-If you request a fandom that's not in this list, I will try my best to write for them but they'll probably be ooc!-

Fallout (3,4, New Vegas, and the show)

Mouthwashing

Borderlands

Fnaf

One Piece

My Hero Academia

Stardew Valley

TF2!

Beetlejuice

Most Disney movies

💜Masterlist🖤

-Mouthwashing-

Jimmy imagine (NSFW)

Jimmy x Curly's wife! reader (NSFW)

💜C.ai Bot Links🖤

-Mouthwashing-

Jimmy - Manipulation

-One Piece-

Usopp - Wasted (Wip)

Jimmy's would be the kind of person to randomly come into your room and masterbate over your sleeping body or he'll use the lace underwear you lost weeks ago. He'd find old pictures of you somewhere and use those as jack off material. If he gets caught by Curly or someone else, he won't stop whatever he's doing. When you're with the rest of the crew or with friends, he's gonna try and scoot closer to you on the couch and touch you through your clothes. Maybe he'd slip his hands up your shirt or slip his fingers into your underwear when no one's looking to caress and tease your sex. Whatever he does, it's probably gonna be some sick and perverted fantasy of his.

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

"I can fix this!"

J*mmy, you're not Bob the Builder.

waittt . what if curly had an annoyingly obvious crush on you. and after the crash jimmy rapes you in front of him because jim knows curly cant do anything to help you besides making the most grating, panicked noises the human ear has ever heard. he'd just have to lay there and watch you scream and kick and sob while jimmy fucks load after load into you 😁 am i cooking with this

I'm gonna make my own damn yaoi series

WE NEED TO KILL HIM