WIP! I Hope I'll Finish It Someday ;_; But I Also Like The Way It Judges Me From The Screen

AAAAA I just sketched her as Gideon last night! I'm still learning, so it's a bit wonky but I guess this is my sign to release it.

lowkey keeping an eye on the camilla hect tag in case anyone gets inspired to draw her using Indian wrestler Vinesh Phogat as a reference

I am just saying

i've never seen this episode but holy fucking moly

Happy Friday, 30th August 2024! Does anyone have any idea why this episode contains some of the craziest sexual tension I have ever seen onscreen? With Sisko and a man named BIDDLE?

we could watch the child's play movies, where actor brad dourif plays a crazy supernatural serial killer, or we could watch the exorcist 3, where actor brad dourif plays a crazy supernatural serial killer, or we could watch the x-files s01e13 beyond the sea, where actor brad dourif plays, and you're not gonna believe this-

I had a dream that I was being seduced by this gross wet war veteran exterminator.

It goes without saying, it worked 😍

Raynara Negrine and Hiandra Martinez by Ilya Lipkin for D.Repubblica Magazine Nov 2022

my first fic! (nsfw)

Pretty vanilla, but very gratuitously smutty: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59867257/chapters/152722858

I couldn't help but write nasty things about Colin McCammon, Brad Dourif's weaselly guy from 1999 C-movie Cypress Edge. (This little shit.) Enjoy.

💗

insert "these boots are made for walking" joke

come chat, thirst, and fixate on brad dourif and his characters with us (18+ only)

Slow day... dropping this Brad Dourif chaos compilation back in the Enclosure

YouTube poster Abbi, you are a legend. Recently rediscovered this and lost my shit all over again

An match of intellect between the Turk's dumbest member vs Soldier's dumbest?

I'm swapping dumb for naive, because lbr the level of intelligence it takes to be a SOLDIER or a Turk is unmatched.

Tseng: Alright. I've got a stack of question cards. I'll read the question, whoever hits the buzzer first and answers correctly gets a point. Clear?

Zack & Reno: Yes!

Tseng: Good. Question one—

*Reno hits the buzzer*

Tseng: I haven't read it yet.

Reno: Yeah, but I got the vibe. The answer is cheese.

Tseng: I will stab you in the neck with this question card.

Reno:

Tseng: ...Starting over. Question one—What materia—

*BZZT!*

Zack: Fire!

Tseng: Correct.

Reno: HUH!? He just guessed!

Zack: Gut instinct, man. Years of SOLDIER training.

Tseng: Next question—Who—

*BZZT!*

Reno: Sephiroth!

Tseng: ⏤was the founder of Shinra Electric Power Company?

*Zack hits the buzzer*

Zack: Sephiroth!

Tseng: Forgive my language, by why the fuck would Sephiroth found the Shinra Electric Power Company?

Zack: Wasn't he involved at least? Dude's been here since forever.

Reno: Maybe he got bored one day and was like "You know what this world needs? More electricity!" Then BAM, Shinra was born!

Tseng: He was literally raised IN a Shinra lab.

Reno: Why are we dismissing time travel?

Tseng: BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKING—*Tseng takes a deep breath*—because it doesn't exist, Reno. Now, moving onto the next question. Suppose our fellow operative suffers a mental breakdown while on a mission, expresses intent to harm others, and plans to commit arson—what are the correct procedures?

*A portal rips open mid-air. Time traveler Cloud steps out, wordlessly hands Zack a folded paper, then disappears back into the portal as if this is completely normal*

*Zack unfolds the paper, scans it, then calmly hits the buzzer*

Zack: You beat his ass.

Tseng: