Motivation To Publish The Retcon Fic Where He Isn't A... That

Brad Dourif as Sheriff Bill Douglass | Escape From Terror - The Teresa Stamper Story (1995)

how dare they make us choose between these two chaotic darlings 💔

lotssss of great content coming out in the propaganda tho

Billy Dee Williams (Star Wars films)- No text propaganda submitted

Alexander Siddig (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)- The man has aged like fine wine and we still don't have an HD Deep Space Nine because no one could handle Sid in higher-def than the 90s could provide. We'd explode from the hotness.

Additional propaganda:

Billy Dee Williams:

Alexander Siddig:

This man is so hot, a straight man looked at him, thought how hot he was, and proceeded to try and pick him up in character. And tells everyone who will listen about it.

Where do I even begin? Here’s a man who is beautiful inside and out, who is best loved for a character who is beautiful inside and out. As Dr. Julian Bashir for 7 seasons of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Alexander Siddig infused gentleness, wit and humor into his role. He was originally meant to be the hot love interest, but everyone soon realized that wasn’t working out. Naive, annoying and a know-it-all, people hated Bashir (and by extension Siddig), but Sid and the writers were playing a long game, and through incredible character growth Bashir became one of Trek’s beloved characters. Oh, you want more about Siddig’s looks? Tall, slender (some people say he’s mostly leg), sparkling grey/green eyes, fluffy Black hair and cinnamony skin, with a soft British-accented voice that purrs as he’s turns on Julian’s bedside manner, but can also be sharp like glass if he needs to take the moral high-ground (which Bashir frequently does). I know people who’d be upset if I didn’t mention his long, graceful fingers either, because he’s frequently holding a patient’s hand when they need his touch most.

he was hot then and he's hot now

Maty Fall, Ajok Daing, Nyaduola Gabriel and Sunira da Silva by Malick Bodian for Vogue Met Gala 2025 issue

Cypress Edge is a bad movie and you should watch it. They tie him up too 😉

he's very anime boy

ASSAD ZAMAN as Armand Interview with the Vampire • "Do You Know What It Means to Be Loved by Death"

brad dourif character smut fics?

so my brad dourif fixation got eaten by other stuff in late 2024, but i'd already written a bunch of ~smutty stories~ featuring various of his characters (including this cypress edge one).

sometime soon, i'm planning to edit and release the one that retcons martin klamski into something... much more useful >:]

don't forget there's a cozy little corner of AO3 with some tasty gríma and jack dante content by other writers!

Yes the OP had a pithy message but I've got a one-track mind rn:

I know there are people who don't think Brad Dourif is hot, but I've only talked to one and their resolve crumbled in the face of the Istanbul (1985) car scene

There are lots more Pretty Moments in there, but Istanbul (1985) car scene is burned into my brain matter like the indelible brand of Cain

no one is immune.

(btw this movie is very upsetting please watch at your own risk)

There was this guy in the 1800s - I can't remember his name, but his name is recorded somewhere - who honestly argued that if given the choice between a beautiful woman and a heron, deep down in their most earnest true heart, every man would rather fuck the heron. And he got mad when people denied this, continuing to deny this what he had decided must be an universal truth, instead of praising him for being the only one who was brave enough to finally say it out loud. Like he really thought that every single person telling him "Jesse what the hell are you talking about" was not only denying him, but denying themselves their true desires and perpetuating the apparently massive cultural lie that herons aren't fuckable.

Anyway what I'm saying here is that every once in a while whenever you find yourself in a situation where nobody else is willing to agree with something that you consider the most obvious truth, take a moment to meditate on the possibility that perhaps they do mean what they say, and perhaps they are right. Maybe nobody else but you wants to fuck the heron.

Boys with huge tragic eyes 😮‍💨

Brad Dourif, Rami Malek, Buster Keaton, Lakeith Stanfield, Rufus Sewell, Roger Taylor (Queen)

i know we joke about cis artists having the weirdest sense of anatomy, but also even when the anatomy is fine, no one seems to want to draw women doing normal things

Trans coded Julian Bashir is everything to me