Hi, I’m fishy (he/him). This is where I post all my random bullshit. :P
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Callie and Marie look great here but we all know the real star here is small fry
Princess treatment? Nah. Treat me like a prince. I’m destined for greatness, I’m a brave boi, and I get to spoil the one I love. Also cool swords.
am I the only one who loses sight of the circles and then they vanish?
me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...
my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone
me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right
Sorry it’s hard to read, it’s the lyrics to anarchy rainbow from the Caitlin Coi video
I have been in school for 2 days, here are the “highlights”. To start positive I am in two of the classes I really wanted and don’t have gyms this year. I like most of my teachers so far. And I don’t mind the schedule. On the not so positive side I have been misgendered a few times. Twice wasn’t so bad because the teachers were saying they. And then I got misgendered several times I a few sentences. The dude literally corrected himself once and then continued to misgender me. The day starts earlier. And I feel empty and blank inside, like I don’t have a personality.
First photo is Magnus(black void) and tab(orange) second pic is the brothers Ozy(white and brown) and Monty (white and black)
All together they make the acronym TOMM and they are all Tom cats
If you look into the void it stares back
so I was reading the tag on the shorts I just got and it went something like this.
“4 way stretch, waterproof pocket, SIDE KNIFE POCKET!?, belt loop d ring”
it’s like 4:30 am and I’m trying to sleep when all of a sudden I remember the time someone at a summer camp convinced me mold was edible. I didn’t ever test that theory.
This is terrifying.
It is my lifes mission to make sure everyone know how the sturgeon mouth go
Imagine if two notorious villains in a city shared a lair because it’s massive and with how expensive it is to own they just split costs. They take turns using the room with the fish tank walls for dramatic fight scenes. On occasion they will run into each other while discussing plans with their assistant. They go to each other to review evil schemes
As a theatre kid I love improv and this is awesome
Me: Okay guys remember that it’s important in improv to establish your characters at the beginning of the scene.
Students: ok
Student 1: Hello. I am the president of the United States.
Student 2: Hello madame president. I’m William Shakespeare and I’m here to assassinate you.
this was mentioned in the web comic Raccoon On The Run. So cool to see the original post
if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
I was just explaining that my girlfriend wears glasses because they have lazy eye and got gasoline in his eyes once and my sibling said I am losing in tragedy because I’ve only been hit by a truck and survived. So should I
A. Get hit by another truck
B. Get hit by a bus
C. Get hit by 5 consecutive bikes
or D. Get hit by a five person tandem bike
This is very fun for reasons I can’t explain
have some dopamine. :)
just found out about shark piles. Life has improved significantly.
cutest shark facts?
Nurse sharks and white tip reef sharks form a pile and cuddle!
It's believed to be a form of social bonding and has helped challenge the "lone shark" assumption, allowing us to learn more about shark ecology and interaction!
most people think that Nokias are indestructible. But my boyfriend literally broke a Nokia with her teeth. He is so awesome.
Like/reblog if you think that you don't need to medically transition to be transgender
in honor of shark week starting tomorrow 🦈
Sharknado plans fell through. Now we watch sharkatraz.
Public reveal of my chum cosplay!!
Found some salmon runners along the way
I got visitation to Henry back. Because all uno disputes made during pride month with a gay deck of uno were forgotten at midnight last night. I’m back to having visitation as the cool uncle.
being to good at uno lost me visitation to Henry, which I only got today. @doritoplayz-xi please give me visitation to Henry again. :(
I got sent 2 messages. One was a “hi” which is perfectly fine and normal. The second one was a link to a dating site! And not just that, it was an explicit site. I’m ace. I blocked that person. Wtf.