Kissy From Mama

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to be so incredibly honest sam’s line “don’t go where i can’t follow” in the context of him saying it over frodo’s PRESUMED DEAD BODY IS INSANE AND RUINOUS

forgive me father for i freaked it

Iñaki hasn't posted in so long 😢 I hope he's okay

Choose your Stardew Valley Bachelor.

shadow is an olympic sore loser

When the Harry Potter HBO series comes out, I better not be seeing any of the bullshit justifications that you guys used to justify your Hogwarts Legacy purchases.

"Oh, she won't be making any money from it!" She's the executive producer.

"There's no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway!" That excuse applies when you're talking about things that humans actually need, like food. That excuse does not apply when you're talking about a TV show.

"I have to support the creators!" No you don't. No you fucking don't. If that excuse was true, you'd have to consume every piece of media that was ever created. Besides, Warner Brothers is a billion-dollar corporation. You won't hurt their feelings if you boycott one TV show.

"But it was my childhood!" I don't care. I legitimately do not care.

I don't wanna go through this bullshit again. Just don't fucking watch the series. It's that simple.

who can relate

why so 8 pages? the slender