THIS IS NO BRIDGET JONES

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

i’m starting a collection

This is the human equivalent of that raccoon washing a piece of cotton candy

i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days

Man💀

The crime rate in this city is so bad the guy who just robbed you at gunpoint got mugged twice before either one of you left the alley.

When your whole family are trolls

Crying,miserable,in shambles some rapscallion consumed

I love your vampire tumblr posts, I didn’t even notice I was reading one of your posts at first

But I want to know is it official how many types of creatures have access to VT? and what do the colors of the follow buttons mean anything? (I know red is vampire but I just want clarification if there is any)

thank u!! :]

i think every monster you can think of could hypothetically be on vampire tumblr, but i normally stick to making fake posts with creatures that i know enough about. vampires are my main interest and any creature that i can fit into a storyline with vampires will pop up

and on desktop there’s a theme called vampire which is the one i use, and it causes the follow buttons to be red. in the vampire tumblr universe that’s the default design of the website

you have to understand:

Forgot to reblog this but what happened to him 😭