I Return With AU Time Once Again!

Au time again, Janus edition

It’s the same au I mentioned earlier

Still don't feel like explaining everything yet, but he's the child of a witch and magical creature/spirit

He may not have a lot of explicit magic, but he has a whole lot of other stuff going on

Oh shit i forgot to tell you, if you give your little guy all your love and attention and money it will become a bigger guy

Bigger fella, with more hands (to steal your stuf heart) how many? Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy

Enjoy

Heya tumblr, I uh, um, have a lill guy for y'all

Here ya go, a lill guy, just a silly, sweet, innocent little friendly guy, would never do anything wrong-

Oh, oh no

You’ve been robbed, fooled, bamboozled

Sorry

Your Stupid Face by Kaden MacKay makes me think of both anxceit and pre-AA prinxiety

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

Reblog to give a trans woman a warm cup of soup

Y'all, the fucking whiplash I just got listening to my recommended playlist on Spotify, and it goes from "nothings new" by Rio Romeo, to fucking "how bad can I be?" From the lorax?!?!?!?

I'm dead, I'm deceased, I 💀

Am I really gonna talk about the "hear me out cake" video again? Am i really gonna read too much into it again?

Yes. Yes i am

So as I've mentioned before, Virgil is a tublrina, and I think therefore he would be a really bad judge about what is, and isn't unusual to be attracted to (from my interpretation of the dragon comment)

Now why am I bringing this up? Simple, to answer the burning question on everybody's minds!:

"why didn't Virgil pick X character?"

Now, what do I think the answer is? Can you guess?

It's cause a "hear me out cake" is supposed to feature "hear me out"s (duh) aka, questionable crushes/attractions that you feel like you'd have to defend for people to accept. Not conventionally attractive characters. and I think Virgil would absolutely struggle to know what qualifies.

And I mean, the people people are bringing up, I think it's completely fair Virgil just didn't think they qualified.

Like: mothman? Who doesn't want mothman?!? Jack skellington? That's just a conventionally attractive alt man??

I also think it's worth noting that I think as anxiety, he would absolutely be extra cautious with who he chooses, if he isn't 100% sure, he's not gonna risk it!

And that's the jist of it, I don't remember all his picks as I've only watched it once, so I don't remember if he had any truly basic ones. But if he does, I honestly think it just makes it funnier. Like he thinks mothman is just definitely more universally fuckable

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

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