It's The Story Of How They Meet And At The Very End The Author Breaks The 4th Wall And Says That They

You know what's better people with swords on dragons.

And when I mean people I say me

I really want a dragon and a sword

women with swords. men with swords. everyone with swords . you agree. reblog

This one right here

You are an assassin with a reputation for pulling of very public hits without being noticed. You achieve this not by being extremely stealthy, but by making sure that your kills are so absurd and ridiculous that no one would ever believe the witnesses if they told their stories.

@why23knot

Gurlllll

Wait what

Yo imma need some context

my mom just started singing to the tune of welcome to the black parade and it started out right but then it took a turn:

mom: when i was

me: *laughs a bit because she just did this randomly*

mom: a wee lad

me: wait what

mom: i had a castle

mom: and i fell ot of it

me: *totally stifling laughter by this point*

mom: i went to the doctor

mom: they told me i bashed my head

👋 Hello

Hello.

I think I found it

A band needs a slut on bass to have any modicum of success

Me and my sister were watching National Treasure because the tv show just came out and we wanted to watch the movie and we came up with this

Ben Gates: no energy. Black coffee. Ruins kids dreams with logic.

Abigail: Calm energy. Ice coffee. Let's kids believe.

Riley: dumbass chaotic energy. 17 energy drinks at 3 am or tea. IS THE CHILD

It is a picture of me, my wife, my son, and of a saxophone.

I just want everyone to know that I love y'all and that we all can make it out of this. We can do this.