Au Where Dick Puts A Tracking Chip In His Brothers Necks Because He Grew Up With Batman And Thinks It’s

he got his revenge

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

the ppl either a) celebrating gege's illness on twt or b) saying he's faking being sick bc he doesnt know what he's doing with his own manga need to seriously reconsider their perspective on media/creators as a whole

just because you're unhappy w the story doesnt mean you need to wish ill upon its creator, and that doesnt mean the creator doesnt know what theyre doing

Bale

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

love loses once july begins

a lil birthday present for @sunlitlemonade :’) <333

based on this fic,, pls go read all of them actually!!!!!!!

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

The 2012 TMNT boys have died or have almost died so often that, at this point, they probably have some sort of unspoken “no one’s declared dead until we find the body” rule.