Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!
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I HATE cable management... there's no job harder than computer guy:(
i honestly didn´t even realize this tweet was made to critique this woman i thought it was made to show us how badass this woman is
For those not in the know, this is one of the Amanita mushrooms referred to as a Destroying Angel. Never, ever, ever, ever forage with an app. Especially for mushrooms.
So, I'm looking into the whole Tumblr discrimination suit thing.
They settled with the CCHR in 2022 because, at the time, they were headquartered there, I believe, but that's no longer the case. Automattic Inc., and by extension, Tumblr, are headquartered now at 60 29th Street #343 San Francisco, CA 94110
So I believe we'd want to get in touch with the human rights commission in san fransisco instead. I don't know fuckall about this kind of legal thing though, so someone who either knows more or is better at research should figure out if it's worthwhile to bring this to the CCHR given that All This Shit is a pretty overt violation of the terms of their settlement with them, even if they are now headquartered elsewhere.
rogue: do you ever wonder, why keep going?
doctor: because we have to. we have to live, each day, because they can’t… you don’t have to stay a bounty hunter, rogue… you could travel with me! ah! the worlds i could show you, rogue.
rogue: and what if i like what i do? (voice shaking) would you… travel with me?
doctor: that is — quite an argument. i tell you what, when we both get out of this, let’s argue across the stars.
rogue: (steps closer) i’d like that.
the god of death possessing the tardis:
i can’t believe that the insane, seemingly far-fetched theory that susan twist was classic doctor who villain sutekh from the 1975 story pyramids of mars was actually REAL???? like… WHEN does that happen????? the absurd fan true came true????? it was basically EXACTLY what happened???? HOW????? 😭😭😭😭
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seeing a lot of "the episode was about social media and suddenly out of nowhere turned into a commentary on racism" THE WHOLE EPISODE WAS ABOUT RACISM. THE WHOLE THING. IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT RACISM. from how white everyone was to lindy immediately blocking the doctor while only "sliding" ruby to them all being rich kids to lindy being appalled ruby and the doctor were in the same room to everyone saying they could "tame" the wild woods and "be pioneers". it was ALWAYS about racism.
yes the social media aspect ties into it bc racism is RAMPANT on social media. i specifically noticed how lindy made an effort to say how her clothes were sustainable and then turns around and commits microaggressions against the doctor. its the exact flavor of showboaty performative activism you see everywhere. just because you didnt notice it doesnt mean it wasnt there.
“old man writes about gen z on their damn phones” ?????? no?????? old man writes about the dangers of staying in your own bubble and prejudice and privilege to the point where you’d rather die than let a black man save you????? old man writes about useless influencer-types who are so dependent on their bubble that they dont know when they need a piss???????? old man writes about white people desperately trying to make their own aryan society and staying in their racist BUBBLE ????????
The genders? Yeah, I know those. I'm aware of them. There's:
Monster high doll
Mad scientist
Clown, or jester or mime of some sort
creature made of mist that sits and listens
the loch ness monster
supervillain
superhero
librarian with a mysterious white streak in their hair
box of deer teeth
robot from outer space
i made one for us as well
The different genres of Doctor Who episode:
The dumbest bullshit you've ever seen. Just absolute baby brain nonsense.
Man, aliens are weird, huh?
Genuine high-concept science fiction serving as biting if heavy-handed social commentary on present issues
*Lisa Simpson voice* Look, Mom! It's Ea-Nasir!
Nightmare fuel that will traumatize a generation of children while adults roll their eyes.
The villain is determined to out-camp every other camp villain combined. There will probably be a needle drop.
The harrowing story of one character's personal hell
Tbe Doctor is sorely tempted to break one of the laws of time and/or one of his firmly held moral boundaries, never mind all the times he's done this without comment.
The Daleks are back, and they're purple now
How much longer is Markiplier going to last?
society could be built on selecting random women to be put in a blender and pulverized monthly and tiktok would be like “how to SLAY the blender look! if you don’t want to get blended you’re just a pick me. getting blended is an act of rebellion in our society. how to dress more blendercore. trans women will never know what it feels like to be worried about getting selected for the blender every month (even though trans women get blended more often than cis women). trans men are traitors because they don’t get selected for the blender anymore (even though they do). actually women are more biologically suited to be blended because our soft frail bodies are easier on the blades and our brains are full of goopy feminine emotions and fluff so there is nothing of value lost when they’re crushed into a chunky red liquid. it is an act of divine femininity to be blended.”
Phen-228 isn't short for Phenomenon-228. It's actually short for Phenelope-228.
I'm convinced that the TruMoo chocolate "milk" they serve at my school is why its failure rates are so high. There's no way it's not poison.
reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from
“Freedom from the river to the sea for me, but not for thee.” The blatant hypocrisy is blatant
#It’s another variant of white supremacy. Netanyahu and the Likud Israeli government are nearly indistinguishable from Trump and the Republican Party — Netanyahu is a racist rightwing authoritarian who WANTS TRUMP TO WIN
Netanyahu is on his way to making Israel a pariah state, and he is an unpopular authoritarian who has always opposed an equitable two state solution. In fact, over his career Netanyahu has worked tirelessly to prop up Hamas, in order to sow division and play the West Bank against Gaza (source)
Help fight back against the GOP's War on Women and LGBTQIA+!!!
Readers, this week I volunteered to do some online help for Aria Medical, https://www.ariamedical.org/
"Aria Medical is a medication abortion clinic serving people traveling from abortion ban states, like Texas and Oklahoma. We are located in Kansas. We want to make sure people know they are not alone -- that there is help available. Some people with undesired pregnancies don't even know where to start looking, and if they google "how to find an abortion," they often get anti-abortion clinic advertisements."
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You can donate your own amount, just put your desired contribution into the $0.00 field.
From the org:
"The end of Roe created a public health emergency for people in 14 states that ban abortion.
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Aria served over 3100 people in the first year.
90% of Aria patients are very low income, and need financial support to cover their costs.
Aria’s biggest funder is closing down operations in September.
Aria seeks one-time and sustaining donors to ensure they never turn away a patient because they cannot pay."
Click here to learn about the clinic and here to donate."
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU AND PLEASE SHARE!!! THE GOP WAR ON WOMEN & LGBTQIA+ WON'T STOP UNTIL WE STOP IT.
"Ugh, why are you so apathetic about your future?" What future?
I was compelled to do this.
donna as the first doctor's companion: like barbara but willing to say fuck. will push back against this old man's bullshit, but will also join him on the most ridiculous shenanigans
donna with two: watch out universe the clown squad's coming at you and they're sillier than ever
donna with three: shouting matches every five minutes. if he even tries to boss her around he gets an earful and a half. the brigadier is in love
donna with four: they hate each other so much. they would die for each other.
donna with five: she bullies this pathetic man so so much, and probably ends up having a one-night stand with tegan
donna with six: they kill each other, there is no other outcome
donna with seven: spends her whole time trying to get him to stop being mysterious for like five fucking seconds
donna with eight: the most tragic and horrific bullshit you have ever seen
donna with nine: ride or die. nine needs an unhinged bossy lady who is willing to match him on his level.
donna with eleven: that is not a time lord, that is a baby, and donna will walk all over him
donna with twelve: once again, they hate each other so so much, but will not let anyone else insult the other
donna with thirteen: unstoppable force meets other unstoppable force. they fall in love