Coffee Theory This Coffee Theory That What If Aziraphale Is Being Manipulated By The Metatron Because

coffee theory this coffee theory that what if aziraphale is being manipulated by the metatron because he says that he misjudged his character but the metatron is still acting strange and very suspicious and still kinda arseholely, one thing that he says to aziraphale is that crowley can become an angel again if he wants to, and this is something that aziraphale is so hung up over the ideas of good and evil, more than anything he wants to be good and he wants crowley to be good because he loves him, part of his perception of goodness involves being an angel because for all his existence he has been told to believe that heaven is good and hell is evil the angels are supposed to be good despite the constant evidence that they aren't good (they were okay with killing all the people in the flood, they were okay with destroying all of Job's stuff including his kids!!!!!! and the most troubling is probably being okay with everyone on earth dying) they are not good entities but aziraphale still believes that they are!!!

the metatron manipulates aziraphale's love for crowley and his want for goodness so that he can have someone to be the new archangel to lead the second coming, he is pulling on his strings in order to get what he wants by using crowley as a bait of sorts to trap him into saying yes so he can have a stable person to lead

crowley has broken free of these ideas and accepted the grey area and decided that he doesn't think that heaven or hell are doing something right, they fell because they questioned god and it was easy to see that hell were doing the wrong thing because they very openly said "yes we're the bad guys" and that is easy to recognise, crowley thought that when aziraphale defied heaven and stopped armageddon that he was choosing their own side that they were on the same page, but aziraphale believes in this facade of angelic goodness so he chooses them

all of this time aziraphale hasn't really questioned heaven's morality sure he's questioned his own ideas of good and evil (clearly demonstrated with the whole body snatching shenanigans) aziraphale hasn't questioned if he should be doing what heaven says unlike gabriel, unlike crowley, he is so convinced that they are good his is blinded by he love for heaven that he rejects crowley despite clearly feeling the same way

idk i still think that coffee theory has a strong argument and its totally cool if you agree with it i think that it is a neat idea :)