I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees π and thinks "silly time! whee π", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"
"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
Hilarious shit right here
she weaponized her gag gift im crying
prometheus: hot take,
the greek gods: no give that back
H2O just add water but it's 40 year old office worker Dave
love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "
Warriorstober day 5 and 7 :D
out of order to keep the family together