"My younger brother is trans" actually means "I live with a little cuntboy twerp who's obsessed with me"
my girlfriend: idk i’m just worried that I don’t smell good down there 😔👉👈
meanwhile me, nearly blacking out from how horny i get from the idea of eating her out: that’s fine 👁️👁️
you get on kink tumblr and what they don’t tell you is it’s an infinite number of trans puppy dogs all crowded in here like it’s a clown car
i'm really curious about this, but where are y'alls names from? like one of my names is mexican and the other is arabic
rb and tag where your name's from
imagine humping a cowboy’s boots. thats it . case closed
we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!
wish someone would let me sleepily suck them off while petting my hair and cooing at me
Size difference. Intox. Cockwarming. Cockwarming. Size difference. cock. Cock size difference. Intox. Cockwarming. INTOX. COCKWARMING. SIZE DIFFERENCE. COCK. WARMING. INTOX.
"Get me a collar." "Collar me, please." "I want a collar..."
Well, I got you a collar. And, you're crying? What? You don't like it? Is this not what you had meant?
*Shocks you again*
Say thank you.
Mutuals who I don't know very personally yet I am holding a sugarcube out in my hand in the hopes that you will approach me like the noble horse