Some Pets Just Deserve To Be Communal Pets For The Whole Polycule. Sweet Little Things That Doesn't Deserve

dad slapping his fat sweaty cock on my face

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wish someone would let me sleepily suck them off while petting my hair and cooing at me

puppy wants a mango lassi. mango lassi now.

“i’m not a dog” I say getting on my knees to beg for your attention

“don’t treat me like i’m your dumb dog” I say as you coo at me and play with my hair after a long day

i do have like a clergy kink but i need the outfits and attitudes to be serious. no fucking fishnet stockings or smoky eyes. the nuns and priests in my fantasies don't revel in being "naughty," they either provide solemn corporal punishment or they are so overwhelmed by lust that they give in to their desires with immense guilt. making it all porny just ruins the fantasy for me

just did yard work in the most adam sandler ass outfit before lifting weights for like an hour, feeling very manly today lmao

even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

perv abusive older brother making you cockwarm him with your mouth while he drinks and smokes and plays video games... putting out his cigarettes on your shoulders... pissing right down your throat whenever he has to go... and of course, brutally facefucking you whenever his game makes him mad

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook