"pretty Boy" "my Good Boy" "oh, You Poor Thing" I Am On The Fucking Floor

fun fact about me is that i don’t actually want bottom surgery because i love being a faggot with a tdick and a cunt

Owners make sure to remember!

Puppies have sensitive noses for a reason! They love it when you grab a fistful of their hair and shove them into your crotch. They're sure to be nice and pliant after having been so thoroughly overwhelmed with your scent.

Make sure to experiment with shoving your puppies muzzle into other spots as well!~

perv abusive older brother making you cockwarm him with your mouth while he drinks and smokes and plays video games... putting out his cigarettes on your shoulders... pissing right down your throat whenever he has to go... and of course, brutally facefucking you whenever his game makes him mad

i love boys with weird little obscure interests

like yes baby tell me all about your favorite movie that came out in 2001 that only you and 3 other people know about. You are the most gorgeous thing ever

I love taking lil naps, but I always wake up feelin like I'm missing somethin (ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

shapeshift!

reblog to blow up a transphobe

i got a single margarita while out for dinner and i’m already so tipsy 😭

i should take an edible too

Rub your face on it dummy