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u heard about doomed by the narrative now get ready for doomed by my mum and her coven of space eugenics cult sisters thru their 10k year long breeding program. duned by the narrative if u will

imagine being wilson fisk, just wanting to wear a damn white suit, and then matt murdock gets blood all over it AGAIN

Real lovers get matching bullet holes in the same spot

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN 1.08: Isle of Joy

I'm trying to come out to you. Well, don't. Don't come out. Go back in. I don't wanna go back in.

"and then you look at it, and it looks... otherworldly. this is denis. he just creates this shape. it's not perfect. it's timeless. it reminds me of... do you remember arrival? you know those big alien creatures? that's the shape." — rebecca ferguson in an interview with hollywood insider

MATT MURDOCK + Reddit Comment Reactions to that One Iconic Matt Tweet

BONUS:

how do we feel about this? 💔

one of my favorite lil moments between matt and foggy will always be this

bc

1. matthew murdock WHAT possessed u to say that? is this common between them. when foggy gets emotional does he just lay one on matt? could matt hear foggy’s heartbeat and thought to himself ‘oh boy he’s getting ready to land a smacker’? or is that just a freudian slip? matt just turns overt displays of affection between them into romantic situations bc its the longest relationship he’s ever been in? does matt WANT foggy to give him a little smooch? hmm? HMM?

2. “I’m feeling a little something” I bet you are honey boo bear I bet u are

3. karen having a “are they gonna kiss? Are they a couple and I missed that???” moment

one of my favorite lil moments between matt and foggy will always be this

bc

1. matthew murdock WHAT possessed u to say that? is this common between them. when foggy gets emotional does he just lay one on matt? could matt hear foggy’s heartbeat and thought to himself ‘oh boy he’s getting ready to land a smacker’? or is that just a freudian slip? matt just turns overt displays of affection between them into romantic situations bc its the longest relationship he’s ever been in? does matt WANT foggy to give him a little smooch? hmm? HMM?

2. “I’m feeling a little something” I bet you are honey boo bear I bet u are

3. karen having a “are they gonna kiss? Are they a couple and I missed that???” moment

Didn't think it was possible but my god...DILFy Matt's beauty was so distracting

something i keep experiencing

At least Born Again holds to the metric that if I’m having a bad day, Matt Murdock is having a worse one.

sigh two, electric boogaloo

idk who this guy is. not my matt murdock. one year post foggy nelson death and MY matt murdock would be back living in a basement with the laundry getting daily weird stop being depressed chats from maggie

What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

Illustrations by Sophie Margolin for Charlotte Brontë's Jane Eyre.

Lee Pace as Ned the Pie Maker in Pushing Daisies (2007—2009)

JRR Tolkein: so this fellow is known to most of the characters as Gelladir but the elves know them as Dìrolarië and to the dwarves as Tûlganûn and to the rohirrim they're known as Éogol and they go by the nickname Wanderer for the first 50 pages after you first meet them and they have several other names you have to remember like Cielga-Tór or Nirreancadil or Windtongue so you have to constantly check the glossary at the back of the book to figure out who on earth anyone is referring to half the time.

Terry Pratchett: **points** that's Mr Broccoli and his friend Sergeant Sevenpuddle.

Terry Pratchett

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

Heeeeeell o

“I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you,” is one of the rawest lines in all of fiction and it pierces me like a blade every time I hear it

"Ask a historian, 'What was mankind's greatest invention?' Fire? The wheel? The sword? I would argue it's history itself. History isn't fact. It's narrative, one carefully curated and shaped. Under the pen strokes of the right scribe, a villain becomes a hero, a lie becomes the truth."

Gaal Dornick - Foundation (Season 1 episode 9)

maskerade (1995)

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

isnt it insane that merry and pippin spent like the span of weeks apart in different countries and immediately made new besties whose lives they save in their final battles. like merry strikes the blow on the witch king that lets eowyn kill him and pippin pulls faramir out of denethor's pyre. and then eowyn and faramir ended up marrying each other. isn't that wild. were merry and pippin conspiring in the houses of healing like hey i think my new best friend would be great with your new best friend how quickly do you think we can get them to fall in love. was there great hobbit cacophony when faramir kisses eowyn on the ramparts. i think yes.