I Think The Near-extinction Of People Making Fun, Deep And/or Unique Interactive Text-based Browser Games,

you will not replace me

the severance season 2 speedy squad of six

im sorry???

Gemma Scout, on the phone with her bank: Yes I’m just trying to reopen my account. ‘Marked as deceased’ yes I know, but I’m not dead. Yes I know my husband sent you my death certificate. My death was faked in a really elaborate scheme so—no, not by me. Look just turn on CNN. I’m all over the news. It’ll—'can I come in with my husband?' No, I can’t. He’s dead now. Well maybe not dead. But he’s probably never coming back alive. They can’t get his innie in the elevator. Yes they tried that. But he sticks his arms and legs out real wide like a cat so they can’t get him in the elevator.”

W- WHAT’S THAT RUMBLING? The weird world of Smile For Me is coming to NINTENDO SWITCH, PlayStation, and Xbox!  (Music by @everydaylouie) With Serenity Forge, Smile For Me is coming to consoles in 9 languages! The game is remastered with visual improvements, motion controls, and brand new easter eggs. We’re also releasing the game PHYSICALLY with tons of incredible goodies to dig into! Click here to find out more!!

not to brag but im wanted by some very important organizations

the egg bar is coveted as fuck

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What the innies know and don’t know about the world is still so fascinating to me

I would take a whole season with no drama, just MDR discussing what they think the outside is like and what they know exists and why they know it exists

Why does Helly know “the equator” but Mark doesn’t, why does she know the name but not what it is, if they put their minds together could they piece together a picture of the world they’ve never seen or properly learned about

What makes it so they remember no personal details but remember things like language and how to operate computers and furniture and names of foods and concepts like sex and love and practical knowledge like how to tie a noose and also random geographical terms with no context

Helly says she’s been trying to think of place names does that means they can concentrate their way into knowing more

If you’ve been there for a long time do you know more because you’ve had more time to think of things

Not remember them but think of them because it’s not knowledge you had and recalled it’s knowledge you didn’t have before but then you have it from nowhere and now you know it and isn’t that fucking fascinating

If I ever write severance fanfiction it will be so insufferable and un fucking readable I swear

wake again after rest