Hostile Intestinal Disorder

matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.

Puking is so embarrassing

It’s like

This is what I ate lol

How has humanity, in its innovative and expanding desire for optimization, still not figured out a way to zest citrus fruits without wasting half of the delicate fibers or flavor within the micro plane/cheese grater.

Is it so selfish of me to simply want more that 70% of the zest which I zested to remain usable, and not stuck to metal implements like plaque? Am I truly in the wrong for desiring lemon, orange, lime, citron, grapefruit, and pomelo zest in ordinance with the law of conservation of matter? Or does the universe continually spite my efforts yet again.

Kingpin

Neon genesis evangelion is secretly therapy for teenagers like a pill in peanut butter for a dog

Americans will measure in anything except the metric system

I would eat only saltines for a week in order to spend one mere moment in that room

Mentally I’m here

When will it be my turn

>become mutuals with someone

>occasionally tease her

>find out like a year later she lives only 20 minutes from you

>invite her over so you can degrade her irl

Tumblr is legit the best dating app I s2g

Oh no, that's awful! Wolf attacks are so rare, I wonder what happened?

Oh...

we all need to start appreciating peridot stevenuniverse more for what she did for us. it would be easier to say what she DIDN'T do honestly. she's autistic. she's silly. she's sad and little. she's an overworked i. t. guy. she's a saturday morning cartoon villain. she's aroace. she's gay. she yelled at her boss and immediately had a mental breakdown. she's both a victim of and perpetuates the oppressive society she was raised in. she has to unlearn her conceptions of other people's worth and her own worth so she stops hurting other people and hurting herself. she achieves this in part through robot fights. she's hyperfixated on a canadian soap opera. she draws shipping charts. she's nonbinary. she can never go home again. she doesn't want to go home again. she went from believing literally anything was a weapon that could be used to harm her to farming and making art and music with her best friend in a barn. she's like 3 feet tall. she has a twitter account where she talks in all caps constantly. she's green and her hair is a triangle literally what can't she do.