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i had a really fucked up dream omg

Tumblr artists will post the greatest masterpieces of the past century and caption it something like

“Blorbos do be blorbing”

Why would you say this? Is this a game to you? Peridot is losing because she got put twice as an option and you turn it into a dick joke? Wow.

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

Oh no, that's awful! Wolf attacks are so rare, I wonder what happened?

Oh...

Being obsessed with your own OCs but literally never creating any art or content for them is such a curse. You'll be like "this reminds me of blorbo from my head :)", and everyone else will just be like "? who thef uck"

i think that cis men should be able to get a free trial of estrogen. but it’s one of those things where it’s really hard to actually end the subscription. so they end up with a bunch of extra estrogen. and they don’t just wanna waste it all…

it is human nature to weave strings of yarn, threads, or fibers together to make cloth and textiles

The devs are adding too many updates rn… give us time to explore the world before it changes.