But Actually

Puking is so embarrassing

It’s like

This is what I ate lol

How has humanity, in its innovative and expanding desire for optimization, still not figured out a way to zest citrus fruits without wasting half of the delicate fibers or flavor within the micro plane/cheese grater.

Is it so selfish of me to simply want more that 70% of the zest which I zested to remain usable, and not stuck to metal implements like plaque? Am I truly in the wrong for desiring lemon, orange, lime, citron, grapefruit, and pomelo zest in ordinance with the law of conservation of matter? Or does the universe continually spite my efforts yet again.

I watched everything everywhere all at once on a plane, the girl next to me said it was “too wierd” and I should waste my time.

I am so happy I didn’t listen to her. Tho I admit crying on a school trip on a plane of people I didn’t know all too well was not the most flattering experience.

There is an ad I get on peacock whenever I watch community which is literally this.

It’s an ad for a security agency and they detain a “crimal” clad in full denim.

I hear that if you wear denim-on-denim in public these days they have you shot and killed

we all need to start appreciating peridot stevenuniverse more for what she did for us. it would be easier to say what she DIDN'T do honestly. she's autistic. she's silly. she's sad and little. she's an overworked i. t. guy. she's a saturday morning cartoon villain. she's aroace. she's gay. she yelled at her boss and immediately had a mental breakdown. she's both a victim of and perpetuates the oppressive society she was raised in. she has to unlearn her conceptions of other people's worth and her own worth so she stops hurting other people and hurting herself. she achieves this in part through robot fights. she's hyperfixated on a canadian soap opera. she draws shipping charts. she's nonbinary. she can never go home again. she doesn't want to go home again. she went from believing literally anything was a weapon that could be used to harm her to farming and making art and music with her best friend in a barn. she's like 3 feet tall. she has a twitter account where she talks in all caps constantly. she's green and her hair is a triangle literally what can't she do.

Why would you say this? Is this a game to you? Peridot is losing because she got put twice as an option and you turn it into a dick joke? Wow.

After watching all of community in two weeks I cannot wait for the movie. Especially with Donald Glover returning.

Oro: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Sheo: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Oro: Yo Socrates, calm down. It’s a fucking cookie.