At Some Point You Have To Realize That You Actually Have To Read To Understand The Nuance Of Anything.

How has humanity, in its innovative and expanding desire for optimization, still not figured out a way to zest citrus fruits without wasting half of the delicate fibers or flavor within the micro plane/cheese grater.

Is it so selfish of me to simply want more that 70% of the zest which I zested to remain usable, and not stuck to metal implements like plaque? Am I truly in the wrong for desiring lemon, orange, lime, citron, grapefruit, and pomelo zest in ordinance with the law of conservation of matter? Or does the universe continually spite my efforts yet again.

When will it be my turn

>become mutuals with someone

>occasionally tease her

>find out like a year later she lives only 20 minutes from you

>invite her over so you can degrade her irl

Tumblr is legit the best dating app I s2g

Neon Genesis Evangelion

i really don't like this attitude that anime fans have where if you criticize or complain about something within an anime, it means you want it censored/removed.

Just because I don't enjoy certain fanservice doesn't mean I want the creator's work altered or tampered with, it just means I don't like it.

Why can't weebs process the idea of enjoying something AND being critical of it.

jesus was really just like "are you fucking stupid"

Master Grimbender's Necromancer dungeon reviews

Average rating: ⭐⭐⭐ 3/5

💎 Danethehero

⭐⭐ 2/5

Barely any loot, too many skeletons, final boss way too easy

🦇 Bat beast

⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4/5

Many dark place to sleep... Many bug to eat.. Very good very good.. Wish bone people were more quiet.. 4 Star.

💀 Skeleton8448576

⭐ 1/5

Master Grimbender doesn't pay us and our provided weapons are insufficient. Cobwebs in my ribs all the time. Don't work here, serve a witch instead

Response from the owner

Rusty swords are the standard weapon for skeletons across all dungeons. If you had such an issue with your provided weapons you should have taken it up with the Necromancers Council

🕷️ Spider

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5

This place fucking rules I love crevices

i think that cis men should be able to get a free trial of estrogen. but it’s one of those things where it’s really hard to actually end the subscription. so they end up with a bunch of extra estrogen. and they don’t just wanna waste it all…

I watched everything everywhere all at once on a plane, the girl next to me said it was “too wierd” and I should waste my time.

I am so happy I didn’t listen to her. Tho I admit crying on a school trip on a plane of people I didn’t know all too well was not the most flattering experience.

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

progress so far!