ordered pizza from a small local place and they didnt actually cut it so i've chosen to revert to a wild animal and begin ripping it apart instead of just using a knife to portion slices
I know that everyone keeps on writing “deny, defend, depose” as if that is the correct order but do we actually know?
What if we are all wrong and it is supposed to say “depose, deny, defend.”
Sometimes tumblr suggests I follow someone, which I appreciate. Sometimes, however; tumblr suggests a person who I already followed and I am greeted by only a “unfollow” button. Passive aggressive algorithm.
There is an ad I get on peacock whenever I watch community which is literally this.
It’s an ad for a security agency and they detain a “crimal” clad in full denim.
I hear that if you wear denim-on-denim in public these days they have you shot and killed
Yesterday, I was helping my friends sell art in the park, when a couple of girls came up to us and asked (immediately regretting it) “is this the transfem picnic?……..” to which we got to respond “no this is the transmasc yard sale.” We then proceeded to have 15-20+ beautiful women swarm our stand of 4 creatures. Life is beautiful.
Americans will measure in anything except the metric system
progress so far!
How has humanity, in its innovative and expanding desire for optimization, still not figured out a way to zest citrus fruits without wasting half of the delicate fibers or flavor within the micro plane/cheese grater.
Is it so selfish of me to simply want more that 70% of the zest which I zested to remain usable, and not stuck to metal implements like plaque? Am I truly in the wrong for desiring lemon, orange, lime, citron, grapefruit, and pomelo zest in ordinance with the law of conservation of matter? Or does the universe continually spite my efforts yet again.