funkyvamps
Cat/19/she/her side blog to cattiekit ✨aftg art ✨
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Yoshida Toshi Mendocino, Sunrise
with reverse
the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real
more gouache paintings from march ! (gouarch ??)
Hi all, am taking Andriel art prompts for the first time in so long because I finished my degree last week !! Woo pardy. Anyway pls drop me a little something and I’m gonna get back on my bullshit!
Been going to gay bars and thinking about Eden’s a lot recently!
Girls girls girls
big day today
I feel like Andrew and Neil aren’t a red and blue couple they’re an orange and purple ya know
I have a fondness for graffiti, the tags that crop up around your street, the names you see over and over. It’s like hello stranger. I don’t know you, but I’ve seen your name on postboxes my whole life. I know you print your own stickers and believe in aliens. Sometimes I’ll be on the other side of town and see a tag that’s local to my parents house and I think, oh it’s you! Still carving your name into bus shelter glass. I love the sharpie scrawled blabber and the toilet stall drama, the nick is a bitch doodled on a fence post.
When I was a kid someone had spray painted miss piggy on the side of a bridge that we would pass to get to my grandmas house. I loved her, I used to make my parents drive back around so I could see her if I forgot. One day when I was older they sandblasted piggy away and I was pretty sad. She wasn’t hurting anyone, she was just the little guardian of the bridge.
I was reminded of miss piggy recently when a new piece appeared on my bus route from college. Scratched in white paint over brick it said ‘Why Not?’. Everyday I would get on my bus in the dark and I would travel for an hour and everyday I would think, I can’t do this. And then I would see the tag I would feel a little bit less alone, like at least someone is out there and wants me to be brave. And I would, every day, even though it was the most depressed and anxious point my life.
Suddenly cave paintings made sense to me. Living alone in a world where you know there are others, but you don’t know where they are or how to find them. And then you see a painting of a bear on a cave wall and think yes. People have touched here.
My point is, even if you sandblast, paint over, fine and erase you can’t take away the fact that we are all just humans living together in a mess of colour and language. All throughout our existence too. I think it’s pretty cool.
I made this dodgy sketch when I was coming up with Nicky, Neil and Aaron’s little trio in my criminals au. Thought I was gonna clean it up but then I got carried away with writing so here gjfjfkd I push it into the void.
man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression
kiss because its the end of the world for the fic prompts?
oooh yay i was hoping i would get this one !! thank you anon. also you didn't specify which ship, so I'm going with andreil :]
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When the sky turned a bloody red and the stars began to plummet from the heavens, Andrew turned to where he sat beside Neil on the rooftop and said, when you wanted to watch the stars shoot through the sky, I don't think this is what you meant.
Neil didn't respond. He turned a slow look on Andrew, mouth slightly parted and skin bathed in crimson from the inferno above them, and said nothing.
Andrew should have guessed this was the only way to render Neil Josten speechless.
In a lot of ways, the apocalypse wasn't what Andrew had expected. It seemed like eons ago when he and Renee discussed world wars and water shortages wreaking havoc on civilization, but in all their contingency plans and talk of zombies and nuclear winters, neither of them had guessed it would be anything other than humankind's own dong that would do them in.
Weeks ago, when the weatherman came on the television and wept, Andrew hadn't yet realized that the world was really ending. It wasn't until Aaron showed up unannounced on his doorstep with a bag on his shoulder and his family in tow, that he realized that this was it. Only calamity could make his brother visit him unprompted.
Andrew spent a lot of time with his family during those last days, more than what he would have expected. Nicky and his husband managed to get a flight to South Carolina before they shut the airports down and closed borders, and he stayed in Andrew's guest bedroom while Aaron and his wife and daughters took Neil's old room.
Neil moved into Andrew's room, but neither of them talked about it.
Despite the universe shaking itself apart around them, life carried on. People went to work at their boring office jobs and then drank themselves silly afterwards, tuning into to the news station rather than the sports channels. Wars were fought and love was made. Andrew's feelings for Neil continued to turn like a wheel in his chest.
What else was there to do, except wait for the end?
It was on the roof with Neil and a bottle of whiskey between them when Andrew wondered if maybe he should come clean. He'd just about let the words tumble out of his mouth when Neil pointed to an asteroid streaking across the rust-stained sky, the first of many to come. Do you think this is how the dinosaurs felt? he had said.
Andrew's chest tightened as he gazed at the side of Neil's face, illuminated by the blood-red sun in the sky. No, he said. I don't think this is what they felt at all.
Nicky made them breakfast the next morning. He wore a pink chef's apron and cracked eggs in a sizzling pan. Eggs and toast, that's what they were having. That's all that was left. Andrew's family gathered around his tiny kitchen table and ate this last sacrament together. Nicky told jokes that surprisingly didn't fall flat, and Neil pushed his knee up against Andrew's under the table. He said nothing, but he caught Andrew's eye and smiled.
Andrew wondered if he should feel this happy when he and everyone he had ever loved would be dead in just a few hours.
After breakfast, Andrew and Neil climbed onto their roof to watch the lightshow. Fuck it, Andrew thought. He and everyone he loved would be dead in just a few hours. So he took Neil's hand and said, I love you.
Neil didn't let go of his hand, and when he pulled him closer, Neil was the first to lean in and press his lips against Andrew's.
Andrew's lungs burned, but he didn't think it was the smoke-filled air that was choking him, or the burning ozone and brimstone stinging his nose. The world was a dull roar around them, but all of Andrew's senses were overloaded with Neil. He combed his fingers through Neil's hair, soft and ablaze in the dying light, and leaned back. Neil's eyes were the only bit of blue in the entire world, and Andrew was content to die with this being the last thing he saw.
He didn't say that he wished he had more time, and he didn't say he regretted not telling Neil sooner. Wishes and regrets didn't matter anymore. All the mattered was that the sky above them was streaked with fire and blood and the sun reminded Andrew more of the middle of a ripe peach than death itself, and that Neil's hand was folded in Andrew's own.
Neil turned his face to the heavens, chin titled up as it crumpled around them. The sky was awash in red and orange and black as the stars burnt the atmosphere and cascaded around them. In his last moments, Andrew would have thought they looked like falling angels, though he never had believed in such things. The end of the world shouldn't be so beautiful, and yet.
Andrew leaned into Neil, pushing his shoulder against his, and watched the lights blink out one by one.
spilled cherry pepsi on the socks i'm knitting but the yarn is dark brown because i had premonitions of a pepsi disaster many years ago
Here!
sorry I haven’t been posting art I’ve been writing a big fuck off fan fiction with crime and found family haha
keep an eye out for it when I start posting!
Hey y’all!! Go check out my new fic if you have time! Working on the fourth and fifth chapter right now and they’re my favourites out of the story so far. Def recommend if you like the idea of Andrew being trapped in an office job.
Link here
my @aftgexchange this year for @eloennerosa, who wanted dark academia andrew and cottagecore neil!
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While I’m around can we have a moment to look at the start of my digital art journey in 2016 and where I’m at now fhfgnjfsj
don’t forget kevin and andrew
jeremy knox and jean moreau? you mean these guys?
Back from the dead 2 post this bad boy 🦊
Comic panel of the aftg comic adaptation I'll never have energy to make.
(Aftg-tober day 9, cross posted to my insta @ strawberryproblems)
DO NOT REPOST
Hiii this a friendly reminder taht you and your work are loved and appreciated! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Gkgkgfkdkdkfjf thank u 🥺🥺 ur very kind I appreciate u too
Tried a more experimental style with my fall exchange for @lav-ende !! Bit rough and raw for the vibez hope u like my version of a camping au 💕
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞/𝐬
@aftgexchange for @abraxos-is-toothless
𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭 jealousy with a happy ending
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ty for a great selection of prompts! i spent so long trying to decide between this and fake dating, but i just had this fixation of neil being jealous when andrew says hello to the cats first after being away from home for a long time
@aftgexchange pinch hit for @gluupor (sorry you had to wait so long for this!)
prompt: gardening
Comic of that one aftg scene inspired by this post ✨
Stickin ur feet in a river is cleansing. You just roll up your pant legs and step into the stream. Bam. You’re a new man.