🥺.

📞.

I'd like to point out that Mori did this shit (pretending that he's caught to gather information, and then "Oh, no, my hot, badass situationship should come and rescue me now, I guess. Even though I can do it myself in 0.01 seconds.") once and now Dazai refuses to let it go and implement any other tactic.

moving on

I have a strawpage- just so you know

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

(Late) Inktober Day 20 - Edgar Allan Poe.

Chuuya’s so funny because he literally shows up to do the bare minimum (unless Dazai is involved).

Like mfkr, you’re the strongest person in the world, what do you mean “oh no! he sliced through the helicopter blades! What are we going to do?!”

Your power is near limitless. Take your pick of defensive techniques. Throw him to space. Grind him to dust. Carry the helicopter away???

Why are you making people jump out of planes and sacrifice their lives when you can juggle the opps until their brains are mush?

He’s like “Mori said let them on the helicopter. I did my part.”

“Oh no; that kid and that guy from that place that Dazai occasionally volunteers at are strapped to bombs?” … “Well it’s my day off so more power to them.” ✌🏼

The absolute bare minimum. He’s so funny.

when he wants to hit but he's not bleach era kurt cobain 🥱🥱

skk vs sskk

sskk:

Atsushi: Ryu... I think I like you Akutagawa: *flustered* I think I like you too

skk:

Dazai: *lovingly* I fucking hate you! Chuuya: *equally lovingly* I hate you more!

i dont even like kunizai but hell yeah

They had a fight