Can't Wait To See How Much Fanfiction Is Written About This Guy Tonight

it’s a GREAT day to be bisexual

that awkward moment when your boyfriend drinks blue powerade and starts telling everyone he's the messiah

SIR,,,

-> bullet train mentioned on a sticky note in tom's apartment

-> bullet train movie exists in the fall guy universe

-> tom ryder and tangerine both played by aaron taylor johnson

-> tom ryder played tangerine in bullet train in the fall guy universe

Helloooo dear friend

May I request a fluff with Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal ?

Reader and Pedro are joking around in an interview and accidentally confirm they're dating please🙏

Male reader!

Hey !

Yup, you can find it here :)

Thank you for you request ! I hope you will like it.

homosexuals!!

women with children!!

ex ex lovers!!

and a teeny tiny band!!

welcome to!! wano arc!!

idk if someoje has said this before but

imagine kissing buggy and you accidentally press his nose and

*honk*

i rewatched HTTYD 1 the other night (for the millionth time lol) and I was fully aware of my love of Toothless being a giant cat, but I kinda forgot how awesome it is when he gets to be OP

like this guy shoots nuclear blasts out of his mouth REGULARLY

he took down the evil tyrant dragon almost entirely by himself

He blew up a glacier and took down the alpha in the second movie to save his best friend

he was the most terrifying thing in Viking lore for hundreds of years because no one could see him and he'd just fly by and, again, NUKE EVERYTHING. AND THEN LEAVE.

I love when we get reminded how formidable of a force Toothless is

“I watch movies for the plot”

The ✨plot✨:

You’re welcome ! I’m glad you liked it :)

I tried lmao thank you for this idea 

A Zaddy ? (Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal x male reader fluff)

Request: Helloooo dear friend. May I request a fluff with Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal ? Reader and Pedro are joking around in an interview and accidentally confirm they’re dating please🙏 Male reader! 

Pairings: Jose Pedro Balmaceda Pascal x male reader 

Synopsis:  It’s time for thirst tweet !

Tw: Thirst tweet, spicy fluff, Daddy kink (it’s Pedro Pascal so)

Note: Heey ! It took me a long time and I’m sorry for that but here it is, I hope you will like. Thanks again for requesting it, it was fun to write this :)

Dating Pedro is amazing, he is sweet, funny and you never find yourself without a smile beacause of his goofiness. The two of you met on the set of “The Mandalorian” and since your first conversation, you were always together. It was not a surprise when Pedro asked you to be his boyfriend after 2 years of friendship and it was not a surprise when you said yes.

Your decided to keep your relationship secret, only your families and closes, closes fiends knew about it and it was perfect. The only things which was complicated was to not shows any affection to the other when you were on the red carpet or in an interview. Especially when the both of you can’t keep your hands on each other.This didn’t go unnoticed by your fans and internet became a mess a debates of “yes or no you two are together”. It was fun and neither you or Pedro were helping with the time to time “friendly photo” posted on Instagram which increases more the doubt of it.

You were now doing the promo for your new show “The last of us” with your co-stars. It was amazing receving all the thanks from the fan of the game and the interviewers were really nice with everyone. At the same time, you were also making all the famous youtube videos, which brings us to this very moment: having to read the famous thirst tweet proposed by BuzzFeed:

Y/N: Hi ! I’m Y/N L/N

Pedro: I’m Jose Perdo Balmaceda Pascal !

Y/N: And we are here for the thirsts tweet.

Pedro: You’re welcome.

You looked at each other before laughing.

??: Guys we didn’t even start.

Pedro: Right right sorry, you have the honor of reading the first one darling.

Y/N: Why thank you Honey. Here we go : “I’m sure that Y/N’s and Pedro Pascal’s hugs are the sweetest.”

Pedro: Only Y/N’s

Y/N: That’s not the truth, he has the best one. But yeah we give a lot of big hugs ! Thank you it was a nice one.

Pedro: Okay my turn: “The last of us : two daddies all sweaty for us to see. They know what they are doing.”

Pedro laugh to himself and you gave him a sort of funny stare.

Y/N: What ?

Pedro: Welcome to the “Daddy club”.

Y/N: What an honour, please teach me your ways.

You laugh too when Pedro lightly shoves you. 

Y/N: But yeah we are sweating a lot in this show.

Pedro: Thanks the director.

It was your turn to read the next one and before reading it out loud, you show it to your lover and you share a look of somewhat understanding.

Y/N: “They’re together, no one can change my mind and having a threesome with them is a goal for me.”

The both of you respond at the same time.

Pedro: Yes we are !

Y/N: No thanks.

Your head had never turned that fast when you heard what Pedro has said. He looks at you and with the look of shock written on your face he realised what was happening. Not a sound was heard, not even the people in the back to tell you to continue.

Y/N: Did you just spill out that we are together ?

Pedro: Huum yeah maybe ?

He made one of his best goofy smile and you can’t help but laugh of what is happening. You softly hit your boyfriend on the shoulder making him laugh in return.

Y/N: Idiot.

Pedro: Well you love me.

Y/N: Unfortunately yes.

Pedro: Hey !

It was Pedro’s turn to kindly hit you however the smile on both of your face never disappears.

Pedro: I think this video will be the perfect way to annonce it

Y/N: No shit, Internet will explode because of us.

Pedro: And there will be so much more edits.

You groan a little but you are somewhat relieved that you will not need to hide your relationship anymore amd finally free to show your love for Pedro in public.

???: Do you want to continue ?

Y/N: Oh absolutely, it’s not this that will stop us to read thirst tweet.

Pedro: And don’t cut what happened.

Pedro took the next tweet.

Pedro: “I want to be crushed by Y/N’s thighs. Please choke me.” Haha me too

He smiles at the camera and your eyes widened

Y/N: Oh god…but I mean, if you want ? Might hurt a little bit.

You read the one you pick and nod your head.

Y/N: “I’m the only one who think that Pedro’s moustache is the most sexy thing in the world ? Like eat me with this like a starved man ?” Yes, mustaches are sexy and his is the best you can find.

Pedro: Thank you. A lot of peoples started to likes mustaches in this year.

Y/N: Yeah, thanks to Miles Teller or Aaron Tailor-Johnson and certainly you.

Pedro laugh loudly when you touch his mustache but doesn’t stop you.

You continue to read the suggested thirst tweets fpr the video while responding with your own answers, laughing with the people behind the camera and, since the truth has vome out, flirting with each like two teenagers.

You held the last tweet for Pedro to read. He had a moment of confusion as he read it, stumbling over one word in particular :

Pedro: “Agree with me but Pedro is a Zaddy.”

A Zaddy ? What is it ? I heard it before but I don’t remember.

You blush at this tweet but explain to him what  is the meaning.

Y/N: Well, it’s kind of the next level of the Daddy state of mind. Much older and more charismatic. It suits you.

Pedro: Oh ! I remember ! It’s what you called me last-

Y/N: Nope.

You quickly cover his mouth with your hands, wearing a beautiful blush and a flushed face.

Giving the best smile you have, you look at the camera, still covering Pedro’s mouth.

Y/N: Well it’s the end of the thirst tweets. Thank you for watching us and thank you for watching “The Last of Us”. I hope will like it ! Bye !

Pedro waves goodbye too and the video ended here. After the two of you went backstage in your “room”, you looked at each other before bursting of laughing.

Pedro: It was so fun Love !

Y/N: Yeah, it was ! Get ready for the next week to be the only subject on Twitter Honey.

Pedro nod his head and stare at you with a loving stare. He takes you in his arm and yours went on his neck, scratching his hair. Kssing you softly on your lips, you did the same with all the love you have for him.

Pedro: I love you my handsome boyfriend.

Y/N: And I love you more my handsome man.

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Thank you so much for reading this ! I hope you enjoyed this story !

Comments and reblogs are highly appriciated !

Sorry for my mistakes, english is not my first language :)