Update: Guess Who Has Returned To The Realm Of The Single 👍🥲✌️

Update: she wrote me a love letter [derogatory]

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

Idk about Crocki, but I was on a live watch party last night and the chat noticed that the castle thing at the end is dr dooms mansion or something, and that Thor in the jar is Throg (Thor as a frog)

Hope this helps!

🚨LOKI SPOILERS🚨

Just finished episode 5 of Loki… wow… just.

IT WAS AMAZINGGGG

But it still left me questions:

1. How did kid Loki end up killing Thor?

2. Who tf is behind TVA?

3. Why does their mansion look like it’s from 17th century?

4. Why are both Sylki and Lokius ships so amazing?

6. Why was Thor in a little jar? ⬇️

7. Why was Mobius in Lokis’ whatever-that-universe/time-is-called?

8. What were those bird-like blue thingies?

9. Why was there a ship USS Eldridge? I googled it expecting it to be some sort of db cooper-like situation but there was nothing weird

10. Was Crocki lying about being Loki? And if so, why?

That’s it. If anyone has any theories, please reblog or comment and tell me

I KEEP SEEING THIS POST ON PINTEREST. I HAVE FOUND IT.

SELF FIST BUMP

[ID: The Spiderverse fist bump meme. Miles, labelled “enbies”, fist bumps Gwen, labelled “aspecs”. Their fists are labelled “being told it’s a phase”. End ID]

Loki, who is definitely aro-spec: *sweating*

When you come out as aro/ace and have to include an explanatory lecture, legal disclaimer, and proof of humanity.

EHEHHEHEHHHEHHEHHEHEHEHE

You know that feeling in a relationship when you skip first base altogether?

………..no? ………just me? ………….oki

THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE I-

Okay after give the last sylvie loki scene some thought not really just popped into my mind Loki was not trying to reach for a kiss or anything romantic, he was going to reach for her memories. A last favor if you may, because they needed a fucking break.

Remember when she said something about vaguely remembering Asgard and also she said she taught magic herself so can do loki too, but he did not know he could do that that was what's new for him. I swear to Odin everything i write makes total sense to me right now.

A music pet peeve of mine: when people say “double forte” instead of fortissimo. Like. There’s already a word. A wholeass word. USE IT.

I had dinner tonight and I was like “ooooo tumblr’s gonna LOVE this” so here we are

Anyways, for dinner I had cheese sausages and Caesar salad

When I saw the salad I was like ASGARD and RAGNAROK but then I realized that the salad metaphor is what convinced Mobius to test out the apocalypse theory that Loki had. They tested it in Pompeii, which was in the Roman Empire. What else was in the Roman Empire? Caesars, who would have Caesar salad because they’re it’s namesake. The sausage made me think “you naughty little sausage” from that one video of Tom Hiddleston having a party and he invited Josh Horowitz and he said this before smashing Josh’s phone with a mallet. And my knife that I used to cut my sausage made me think LOVE IS A DAGGER.

Because this fandom has ruined me