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My sister is drinking Monster out of a spray bottle…………..

Should I be worried?

THESE TWO LOKI GIFS ARE MOVING AT THE SAME TIME WHAT KIND OF VOODOO MAGIC IS THIS

Everyone PLEASE reblog

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

I LITERALLY SAW THIS IN MY HEAD WHEN WATCHING THIS SCENE WHAT

Kang was here for the drama

instagram | twitter | kofi

This is a disappointment, but yet again this is most queer people’s lives so I’m not that upset but I’m upset

Have you ever wondered whether or not you’d be canonically queer if your life was a story? Look no further. This quiz will tell you your canon queer status. 

SELF FIST BUMP

[ID: The Spiderverse fist bump meme. Miles, labelled “enbies”, fist bumps Gwen, labelled “aspecs”. Their fists are labelled “being told it’s a phase”. End ID]

Loki, who is definitely aro-spec: *sweating*

When you come out as aro/ace and have to include an explanatory lecture, legal disclaimer, and proof of humanity.

But this is literally me what-

🔘 male

🔘 female

✔️ small angry gay sleep deprived gremlin 

This was a post I found on Pinterest and added to my camera roll. Idk who the op is but if y’all find them could you tag them in your reblogs? Thx

I had dinner tonight and I was like “ooooo tumblr’s gonna LOVE this” so here we are

Anyways, for dinner I had cheese sausages and Caesar salad

When I saw the salad I was like ASGARD and RAGNAROK but then I realized that the salad metaphor is what convinced Mobius to test out the apocalypse theory that Loki had. They tested it in Pompeii, which was in the Roman Empire. What else was in the Roman Empire? Caesars, who would have Caesar salad because they’re it’s namesake. The sausage made me think “you naughty little sausage” from that one video of Tom Hiddleston having a party and he invited Josh Horowitz and he said this before smashing Josh’s phone with a mallet. And my knife that I used to cut my sausage made me think LOVE IS A DAGGER.

Because this fandom has ruined me

Idk about Crocki, but I was on a live watch party last night and the chat noticed that the castle thing at the end is dr dooms mansion or something, and that Thor in the jar is Throg (Thor as a frog)

Hope this helps!

🚨LOKI SPOILERS🚨

Just finished episode 5 of Loki… wow… just.

IT WAS AMAZINGGGG

But it still left me questions:

1. How did kid Loki end up killing Thor?

2. Who tf is behind TVA?

3. Why does their mansion look like it’s from 17th century?

4. Why are both Sylki and Lokius ships so amazing?

6. Why was Thor in a little jar? ⬇️

7. Why was Mobius in Lokis’ whatever-that-universe/time-is-called?

8. What were those bird-like blue thingies?

9. Why was there a ship USS Eldridge? I googled it expecting it to be some sort of db cooper-like situation but there was nothing weird

10. Was Crocki lying about being Loki? And if so, why?

That’s it. If anyone has any theories, please reblog or comment and tell me

Here’s a few Loki memes I have on my camera roll so that the first thing y’all see on my blog isn’t the serial killer looking ass that is Miss Minutes:

I’m literally scared of this bitch like WHAT IS SHE??????? HOW DO YALL LIKE HER?????? SHES LITERALLY A 2D ANIMATED CLOCK BUT SHE CAN ALSO LOOK LIKE A PROJECTION WITHOUT THERE BEING A PROJECTOR AND MAKE NOISE WITH HER FEET?????? IS SHE A DEMON?????? A VARIANT THAT WAS SO ANNOYING THAT LIKE RENSLAYER TURNED HER INTO A FUCKING CLOCK TO GET HER TO SHUT UP?????? LIKE WHERE DID SHE COME FROM??????? WHAT IS SHE??????? IS SHE GOING TO KILL RENSLAYER AND TAKE OVER THE TVA??? IS THAT HER PLAN???????

im just really terrified of her like how are y’all vibing with her and like ooo she’s so cute like wtf no she’s not she has MURDER IN HER EYES

Me, scrolling through my liked posts so I can find the artist of what I wanted to put as my pfp, that way I could give them credit:

“It’s so hard being a good person”

ALWAYS give credit to the people who make the memes/art you use on your page :)

This has been a PSA. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

(I would have used a meme here but I couldn’t find one that fit)

Ok, so I’ve seen a lot of people on here expressing their opinions on episode 4 of “Loki” (yes I feel the need to specify which show idk), some of which I agree with. But guys, this is just a thought but hear me out:

Loki and Sylvie are

✨platonic soulmates✨

Loki never said he was romantically attracted to Sylvie; it was Mobius who came to that conclusion, causing Loki to think about it more and possibly misinterpret it as romantic.

Also:

We don’t know what Loki was going to say to Sylvie before he was pruned

There wasn’t even the beginning of a possible sentence, he just said “this is very new to me, um” and RENSLAYER INTERRUPTED (like I know she wanted to talk to Sylvie alone but DAM give the dude a minute geez)

And seeing as Loki has never experienced this before, he doesn’t know the words to describe this feeling. He probably thinks it’s romantic because he knows it’s stronger than platonic, but isn’t aware of what’s in between.

A soulmate is defined as a best friend but more. The person who knows you better than anyone else and makes you a better you. After making that connection on the train on Lamentis-1, they found their soulmate in each other. And because Loki was never supposed to have a soulmate in the Sacred Timeline, or any love interest, for the matter, THATS what caused their nexus event: two Loki variants relating to each other in such a way that could wreak havoc and break reality, because their meeting was a cosmic mistake, and the relationship that grew between them was a cosmic mistake.

This is why it had to happen;

So they could use this bond they share, that was never supposed to even be a possibility, to create a new kind of nexus event and put an end to the TVA once and for all.

Sorry this was extremely long, I just felt like ranting about this. Hopefully this makes enough sense that the Sylki shippers can accept it as a more likely thing than romantic love between them, the Sylki Antis can acknowledge that a connection greater than friendship is present, and those who have no opinion on the matter can find words to use for what their relationship is while also appealing to the shippers and non-shippers alike.

Feel free to reblog or put this on Pinterest or whatever you want to do to spread this across the internet to the rest of the fandom :)

THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE I-

Okay after give the last sylvie loki scene some thought not really just popped into my mind Loki was not trying to reach for a kiss or anything romantic, he was going to reach for her memories. A last favor if you may, because they needed a fucking break.

Remember when she said something about vaguely remembering Asgard and also she said she taught magic herself so can do loki too, but he did not know he could do that that was what's new for him. I swear to Odin everything i write makes total sense to me right now.

Seeing as the whole fandom is torn between shipping Sylvie and Loki and not because selfcxst, yet we don’t have a ship name……

Ladies, Gentleman and everyone in between, I raise you:

✨Sylki✨

people calling Loki “Friggason” and they/them makes me soft......