Patronising Little Fuck

lunch lines in public high school are like a strategy game

"go slow when increasing weight"

NO *adds 20lbs to my squat and rows*

I love in fics when Batman or Robin find Tim out at night taking pictures of them but I think it’s infinitely funnier if they know he’s there but they can’t catch him.

They see this kid on a different rooftop and in the time it takes them to grab their grappling hooks, he’s gone. They’re on the same roof as him and somehow he’s gone. Once Batman had his hand wrapped around the little stalker’s arm and when he looked down, he’s holding an empty hoodie.

It’s getting embarrassing. They think he might be a meta. Not a ten year old with more contingency plans than Batman.

Trying to figure out why I feel like ass then remembering i havent had anything to drink in like 5 hours

"So you know how C is procedural, Haskell is functional, and Java is object-oriented? You may ask: 'what about Python?'

Well, Python is bullshit-oriented."

My friend, teaching me Python.

me when the chronic pain is chronic and painful:

i'll forget i have EDS and then I'll manage to somehow sprain my ankle sitting down in bed??

got this beanie to match my sweatshirt ✨

Excellent. Now you just need booty shorts that say something insane on the butt in the same font. your power will be unimaginable.

oh python, never change

rating = 4.5

WRONG

rating = str(4.5)

Okay thats allowed

"Are we going to live in the next day Or Not "  🥺💔

Verified by Butterfly effect project line 355 in spreadsheet🇵🇸🚨here

Yes this is the only thing that all of our family thought about it. Everyday we ask ourselves  if we going to live anymore or not .  Everyday in this cruel war we imagine one of us dead and feeling so sad about what will happen next day.

Now after the war all the building are destroyed here and there is no life around us please we need to evacuate 🙏🥺

Please help my kids and my family to evacuate from here. Gaza now is not for human being living we need you support to stand with 18 members of the family to travel to another place that could find some peace and start new life without wars.  We live in many wars and we are so tired. 

Please share for more people you know can help me and my family. 

Please donate here

Or

Via PayPal here